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Carson

An extremely sexy white boy with a horse cock. Tends to make panties wet every time he's in the same room with females.
Bro, bubba dropped the soap and got split in half by Carson.
by revcwr January 7, 2016
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Carson, California

A city with no pity ;
- MAIN POPULATION; Filipinos, any other typpa Asian, Samoans, Mexicans, Niggahs.
- Overlooked because; it's right next to Los Angeles, Long Beach, Torrance, and other high-end places .
- YOU KNOW YOU'RE THERE; when you see Filipinos walking the streets with their saggy ass pants and hypebeasty clothes. When most of the people are under 5' feet. When you see guys wearing lanyards with a shit load of keys and think, where the hell do those lead to?
- YOU KNOW YOU LIVE THERE; if you went to Carson St. Elementary, Catskill, Stephen White, Caroldale, CHS, Van Deene, Meyler, Carnegie. if you wear clothes from LODED. if you're simply a chill ass niggah enjoying life. if you have a tumblr/myspace/twitter that reps. If Del Amo is the G-Spot of your weekends. If Urban Outfitters / Forever 21 / H&M are practically where you live. If you listen to AJ Rafael, Andrew Garcia, Cathy Nguyen, Traphik. If you love Nike SB's or Nikes in general. If you chill at Calas, Veterans, Carson Park, or Dolphin. If you've ever swam at Scott / Carson / Dominguez pool. If you've walked to Jollibo and Seafood city after school. If you've ever been to Filipino Independence day. If you know where to get some good ass weed. If the parties are fkcn hyphy.
This city is ignored, but it's the fucking shit.
People from ghetto- ass neighborhoods think we rake it in, but we're just sicker than your average.
Person 1: Ayeee, where's yo crib posted, hawmie?
Person 2: Compton. You?
Person 1: Carson, dawg.
Person 2: Maan, people there are loaded.

Person 1: Suup dog.

Person 2: Man, I live in Torrance. Carson is the fkcn ghetto.
by CRSNTOO$TRONG April 24, 2010
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Thuroughly kick ass name for a girl. These girls are beautiful, smart, generally wonderful people who have GLORIOUS names. These girls do NOT fail at vidoegames and/or life (and are actually quite beastly at both). They do NOT jack off sitting indian style, or hold people's balls by their foreheads.
Random guy: Wow, Carson, you're PERFECT!
Carson: I know.
by Come on. What do you think? December 29, 2008
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thinks all of these definitions are lame.


often called "car-sin" but doesn't care/notice anyways
My friends and I were urbandictionary'ing our names and having fun, until we typed in carson :(
by carson12345 February 19, 2009
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Carson: my parents lied
Crackhead: inaudible crackhead noises
Carson: damn never thought a car shoved a dick in my jeep
by Zyccoinc November 4, 2019
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Carsons have big dicks and will fuck you hard. But they also chill asf and funny asf. If you meet a carson in life, fuck them.
"O yea! Carson! Fuck me!"
by mayaaaaalovesdick September 13, 2017
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That guy over there is such a Carson, I bet he has so many niggers.
by GyroBroYT October 31, 2017
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