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Cantiki

A Cantiki Bar is a fusion tropical mexican and polynesian exotic–themed drinking establishment that serves fancy cocktails, especially rum and tequila based mixed drinks such as the mai tai or the margarita. Cantiki bars are often defined by tropical mexican décor which can include "tiki god" and Mayan masks and carvings; tapa cloth and tropical fabrics; torches, palm tree motifs, and live or decorative chihuahuas and parrots. Beverages are usually served in fanciful ceramic vessels or large "margarita style" glasses often garnished with fresh fruit, paper cocktail umbrellas, live flowers or plastic animals.

Food, when served, can consist of hand-held items such as
chips and salsa; pizza bagels; pigs in a blanket; meatballs on a stick, taquitos with sweet and sour sauce; and sopapillas.

Muted colors, natural exotic materials, real and/or artificial plants and low-wattage year-round "christmas" lighting add to the exotic ambiance of a cantiki bar. Some feature indoor fountains and cliff-divers, bamboo fixtures, beach flotsam, woven grass wall-coverings, and panoramic South Pacific murals. Some cantiki bars have an entertainment stage for live exotica bands or Polynesian and/or Mariachi shows, or for hipper establishments - dance music.
When I was in the valley, there was this great Cantiki bar where we sat ouside in the warm night air.
by MarkyT November 27, 2009
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Captian Shitbird

An individual who greatly exceeds any know standards of shitbirdness.
Is D.T. fucking off at work or is he just hungover again? That guy is truly Captian Shitbird.
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Ex-caping

Describing when a person who has recently broke a relationship off is avoiding their ex to escape awkwardness between the two.
Tom: Bill, what are you doing sitting underneath this bush?
Bill: Oh, umm.. I was just looking at the leaves.
Tom: You liar...You're ex-caping because Lydia is sitting at our table!
Bill: Dude, I just can't be around her after Saturday!
by Diksha Gupta April 19, 2008
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man-caping

When a male hangs on to the back of another (preferably bigger) male. As this person walks, the movement makes the one who is man-caping sway back and forth in a humping motion, making it appear as if he were a cape. This could be done with or without pants.
When Bill was too drunk to walk, Joseph carried him on his back and Bill started man-caping the poor dude.
by Astyx March 8, 2009
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capo di tutti capi

its meaning is boss of all bosses
Don Vito was a capo di tutti capi
by Soofi May 30, 2006
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Cactive

The act of going from being a couch potato to an active person who likes to exercise. Cactive takes the word "couch" and "active" and mashes them together to make the word "Cactive."
She used to be a total couch potato, but now she's so cactive!
He used to hate exercise but last week he decided to go cactive.
How did she get in such great shape? She went totally cactive.
by CouchToActive February 4, 2019
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Capicuck

A person cucked by capitalism larping as a communist to cope with their participation and contributions to a capitalist system they detest and deride without actually undertaking any actions to bring about the communist revolution.

Such a person vehemently advocates for a communist society whilst living in a capitalist one and enjoying the benefits it provides. They suffer from severe cognitive dissonance between their actions and their beliefs.

This leads to them to attack others out of guilt for their own actions as a coping mechanism. They will aggressively project their own "failures" onto others to affirm their self image of virtuous superiority.
Person A: Platov spent the entire evening screeching at us again about how great communism is and why capitalists are to blame for all the problems of the world.

Person B: Dude.. he's such a Capicuck. I wish he would shut up already, or go do something about it.
by NikoNeko February 3, 2022
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