by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 9, 2025
Get the Chelsea Peretti Are Captain Hook & Tinkerbell & Doctor Spartamug. Captain’s Hook. The act of giving a male a hand job by curling one finger around the shaft of the penis. Therefore making the shape of a hook around the penis.
by DingDongDaddy July 1, 2020
Get the Captain Hookmug. When someone's dick is too small to grab with the whole hand when masturbating, they use one finger, looking like a pirate hook.
by Cool cunt January 2, 2017
Get the Captain Hookmug. by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 9, 2025
Get the Chelsea Peretti Is Captain Hook And Tinkerbell And Doctor Spartamug. Oh James sort us out with" the captain hook" treatment . James said sorry not today I'm getting finger cramps
by Captain fuck. April 9, 2021
Get the The captain hookmug. The act of sticking your index finger into your anus, getting poop on finger, and digging your fingernail into your friends cheek leaving the poop in the hole.
Guy 1: Dude, did you hear what happened to Brad at the camp?
Guy 2: Yeah, I heard Sean gave him a Captain's hook!
Guy 2: Yeah, I heard Sean gave him a Captain's hook!
by Dr cockcycle May 13, 2013
Get the Captain's hookmug. When he pulled down his pants to initiate intercourse, she realized that he has a captain hook, thus had to turn 90 degrees to have sex.
by the rage March 28, 2015
Get the Captain Hookmug.