The act of inserting a whole packet of crayons into your sphincter, then once ready to defecate, you excrete the contents of your rectal passage into the toilet bowl. Thus resulting in an extravagant display of colours
Dude 1:Dude, I totally made the most impressive Yorkshire Canvas the other day.
Dude 2: Dude, sweet
Dude 1: Dude, totally
Dude 2: Dude, sweet
Dude 1: Dude, totally
by The Dudest Dude, Dude October 16, 2017
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by thegreatretailcaper July 23, 2016
Get the Painting the canvas mug.The Act of Ejaculating on a Women’s back and finger painting with your semen, hence her back being “The Canvas”
“Yo man I got with that girl last night, shit got wild.”
“Real Shit?”
“Yeah man, we went all night and I finished her off with The Canvas”
“Real Shit?”
“Yeah man, we went all night and I finished her off with The Canvas”
by DislocatedDick September 3, 2021
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“Yo man I got with that girl last night, shit got wild.”
“Real Shit?”
“Yeah man, we went all night and I finished her off with The Canvas”
“Real Shit?”
“Yeah man, we went all night and I finished her off with The Canvas”
by DislocatedDick September 3, 2021
Get the The Canvas mug.Describes da act of covering da houses and streets in your local area in sailcloth in an attempt to trap one or more bad guys.
Perhaps "canvasing the neighborhood" could also be effectively accomplished by putting up framed paintings on outside walls everywhere and then watching for da greedy villains whom you're after to come out of hiding and start stealing said valuable art-creations to sell, and then nab them in da act.
by QuacksO February 17, 2023
Get the canvasing the neighborhood mug.That big titty sexpot Trixie is the perfect canvas. I can paint a Jackson Pollock on her with my man goo
by chorizogordo February 1, 2024
Get the Canvas mug.Another way of referring to teeth, especially if the owner of the teeth has very good oral hygiene.
Synonyms: mouth blenders, mush makers, denture placeholders, food’s worst nightmare, last resort ketchup packet openers
Synonyms: mouth blenders, mush makers, denture placeholders, food’s worst nightmare, last resort ketchup packet openers
Amanda was a monthly visitor to her dentist and brushed 4 times a day. Her friends constantly tried to make her smile just so they could get a glimpse of Colgate’s canvas.
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