Jerry Cantrell

An amazing singer, song writer, and multi instrumentalist

Alice In Chains, Jerry Cantrell solo albums "boggy depot" "Degradation Trip 1&2"

by AIC420 January 2, 2009

melted candle

an overweight male that doesn't do work at physical training and drinks underage. this particular male tries to get with overweight females that are smaller than 5ft.

"regan have you ever seen what a melted candle looks like? that's you with your shirt off"

by mrhat9000 March 10, 2009

jerry cantrell

Jerry Cantrell, guitarist for Alice In Chains.one of the most inovative guitarists of the 90's. This man is a guitar God. Some Brutal riffage has come from this man.

Jerry Cantrell is the Fuckin' MAN

by Kaz October 4, 2004

Soggy Candlestick

When a male sticks a toothpick in their dick hole, lights it on fire, then proceeds to wank it. The resulting disaster when jizz meets fire is a Soggy Candlestick.

I saw Leroy lighting up his penis with a Soggy Candlestick last night!

by SoggyCandlestick November 28, 2010

Caitley

An amazing girl who has the heart of a lion and the determination of a honey badger. She often gets hurt, but she gets back up again and keeps going. Everyone loves her, but yet she isn't satisfied. Very bottled up.

Person 1: Do you understand that girl?
Person 2: I don't know if I'll ever understand Caitley.

by Whydoyoulikefertile? August 22, 2011

Cankle Neck

A neck that lacks visual definition of the clavicle and jugular notch separating the neck from the shoulders

I'm not interested in him because his cankle neck is a complete turn off, I like my men to have more defined necklines.

by Awoody June 24, 2017

Canterbury strip

so ya know those Canterbury tracksuit bottoms that only absolute fucking legends wear?
Well if ya do it’s when a sexy girl unzips the zips all the way to ur crotch, where by this point ur dick will be as hard as concrete, she does this on both legs and hopefully after she will give u great head

“That hot private school girl gave me a Canterbury strip last night, it was fucking great!”
“Sounds awesome,”

by urnanswrinklytoes February 15, 2021