can I get a piece

It means that you want to have sex with a certain person.

Hey baby can I get a piece of that fine ass!

by Jesse April 25, 2004

can I get 'em?

When someone says or does something that everyone else considers stupid or embarassing, most of the time, someone will speak up and say "Can I get 'em?" meaning, "Can I get ..." Well, actually, no one really knows what it is we're "getting," but people find it very entertaining to say. And if they're very ghetto, they just might take it a step further and actually swipe their hand across the back of the persons' neck to symbolize them actually "getting" something. And there you have it.

*John runs into a pole accidentally.*
"HAHAHA! Can I get 'em?"

"Dude, I just got rejected by this hottie down the street."
"HAHAHA. Can I get 'em?"

"How do you tie a tie?"
"Uh... can I get 'em?"

by Shorty McGangster November 23, 2005

why exercise when you can get extra sides

A stupid phrase I came up with meaning "Why be healthy when you can be fat as fuck?"

P1: Hey, how's your diet change been going?
P2: I stopped.
P1: What?! Why?! You're gonna get diabetes man!
P2: Why exercise when you can get extra sides?
P1: ...

by A Simple Idiot Was Taken February 18, 2022

can I get a piece

I like you so much that I'm comparing you to a piece of delicious food which I would like to eat. Usually used in reference to sex.

Hey showty, can I get a piece of that fine ass?

by Trixie April 29, 2004

can i get a ride

a question asked to kids of all ages of middle school by a little turn-eater with road kill on his head named jastin

when your parents pick up this little moucher he askes for a ride fto burbank so he doesnt have to use his bus tokens

by Korn911 April 19, 2005

Can I get a witness

When u make a comment that incredibly raw as fuck u ask can I get a witness so u make sure someone heard

Shut yo humty dumpty looking ass tf up! Tyler can I get a witness?!

by Kittens mizfit May 4, 2018

CAN WE GET MUCH HIGHER

so high. Used to describe whitebeards massive cock

Person 1: Can we get much higher so high
Person 2: THE ONE PIECE IS REAL

by ONECOCK September 8, 2022