Gentleman Calves

Legs that are small enough to cross when sitting in a chair since they are not too muscular or corpulent.

Stranger: Hey Joe you got chicken legs.
Chicken Joe: Fuck you they're gentleman calves!

by B.S. Comedy January 1, 2019

my calves are mooing

When your calf muscles are sore, tired, in pain, etc. Similar to “my dogs are barking” (when your feet are sore, tired, in pain, etc.)

Leg day was killer, my calves are mooing!

by Kaknkt March 10, 2025

Front Calves

Basically your shins

Penelope's front calves hurt so much she can't run any more

by Barry_Allen August 27, 2016

Calves

The reason why you wear pants

Reps don't grow calves, weight does

by CreeperBuddy January 3, 2022

Calving

sleeping and eating at the same time

"Hey, do you want to go out?"
"I can't, I am calving"

by taylorswiftisawesome123 April 28, 2022

Calves

The part of the leg below the knee the park everyone loves. The squishy jiggly part of the leg

John- I like yo calves.
Shaniqua- thanks John I like yo thighs

by Thighslec October 11, 2020

Calves

Unknown to most members of the female race, when a man compliments a woman's calves, it most likely means that he is subtly calling them a farm animal. A term that men use to make remarks about a woman without their knowledge of its true definition. Much like dime or butterface. The women think it is an odd compliment, but the men know that they are reflecting on her eery similarities to a young cow.

"Bro, Amanda has such nice calves!"
"I know dude, she's disgusting"

by casualtrex May 22, 2017