Tim’s calves

The most voluptuous, juicy, massive, pieces of meat in the entire fucking world.
Hey Tim, you have some nice Tim’s calves right there.
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meaty calves

A hot and sexy man that has calves for days 😭😍🤤
Meaty calves is the finest majestic creature ever
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Calves

The part of the leg below the knee the park everyone loves. The squishy jiggly part of the leg
John- I like yo calves.
Shaniqua- thanks John I like yo thighs
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Calves

Unknown to most members of the female race, when a man compliments a woman's calves, it most likely means that he is subtly calling them a farm animal. A term that men use to make remarks about a woman without their knowledge of its true definition. Much like dime or butterface. The women think it is an odd compliment, but the men know that they are reflecting on her eery similarities to a young cow.
"Bro, Amanda has such nice calves!"
"I know dude, she's disgusting"
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Calves

Reps don't grow calves, weight does
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Gentleman Calves

Legs that are small enough to cross when sitting in a chair since they are not too muscular or corpulent.
Stranger: Hey Joe you got chicken legs.
Chicken Joe: Fuck you they're gentleman calves!
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Front Calves

Penelope's front calves hurt so much she can't run any more
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