Dainty Calves

Describing one who skips leg day; typically describes male names starting with the letter M, such as Mathew, Mathough, Matt, Mathuu, mathoo, matpoo, mattene

"Wow bro your dainty calves are showing, you been skipping leg day?"
"nah man my parents named me matt when I was born

by Aregatou October 20, 2016

sicker calves have lived

no matter how high the odds are stacked against you, you can still prosper

You are down 9 to 2 in euchre but sicker calves have lived

by one sick calf March 6, 2010

Calving

sleeping and eating at the same time

"Hey, do you want to go out?"
"I can't, I am calving"

by taylorswiftisawesome123 April 28, 2022

meaty calves

A hot and sexy man that has calves for days 😭😍🤤

Meaty calves is the finest majestic creature ever

by Meaty calves lover123 January 27, 2018

Calves

The reason why you wear pants

Reps don't grow calves, weight does

by CreeperBuddy January 3, 2022

Turtle Calves

When someone's calves are so large, that they look like they have a baby turtle inside them.

Dude! Check out those girls legs! She has HUGE turtle calves!
legs workout calves exercise

Bruh, have you seen Jessica Simpson's turtle calves?

by thatonesuperradicalchick March 9, 2015

Gentleman Calves

Legs that are small enough to cross when sitting in a chair since they are not too muscular or corpulent.

Stranger: Hey Joe you got chicken legs.
Chicken Joe: Fuck you they're gentleman calves!

by B.S. Comedy January 1, 2019