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Calamari Hoopla

The act of flinging sizzling hot Calamari on a gentleman's fully erect penis. If successful, the gentleman should shout Hoopla, Hoopla Hoopla whilst trying to remove the hot Calamari before 2nd degree burns occur. No one wants that of course.
"Would you like to play Calamari Hoopla tonight darling? I have some spare Calamari, I thought it might be fun?"
by Humpabalooshka October 27, 2022
mugGet the Calamari Hooplamug.

Forbidden Calamari

My doctor cut off my forbidden calamari last week and I’m still recovering.
by Chester the mole tester November 13, 2023
mugGet the Forbidden Calamarimug.

calamari tugboat

Getting a firm handjob from a sailor while covered in squid ink
Petty officer told me that he was gonna show me the calamari tugboat maneuver, I'm not sure what that is but he's been so helpful since I got here
by TheLordOfFridges June 12, 2024
mugGet the calamari tugboatmug.

Grubby Calamari Bitch

A grubby bitch that loves her calamari and also smells vaguely squidlike
See also; Jumbalaya, Jimberino, Jimbus2000, Josh, Jumby
Where did all the Calamari go?
Oh, the Grubby Calamari Bitch ate it all
by ElonMonke March 15, 2022
mugGet the Grubby Calamari Bitchmug.

calamary

My friend yelled out, "Calamary!"
by noturavgmom April 20, 2017
mugGet the calamarymug.

Calamari Kiss

When a cat presents its butthole to you, or presses (kisses) it on your leg, as a form of reverence, formal inter species greeting, or to marks its human territory.
A kiss is just a kiss, but a calamari kiss means your family. *Howdoin!*”
by Jean_Creme March 16, 2025
mugGet the Calamari Kissmug.

Calamary

A Squid that gets abused by people on discord
My friend walked into the bar and yelled out, "Calamary!"
by noturavgmom April 20, 2017
mugGet the Calamarymug.

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