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Grubby Calamari Bitch

A grubby bitch that loves her calamari and also smells vaguely squidlike
See also; Jumbalaya, Jimberino, Jimbus2000, Josh, Jumby
Where did all the Calamari go?
Oh, the Grubby Calamari Bitch ate it all
by ElonMonke March 15, 2022
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calamary

My friend yelled out, "Calamary!"
by noturavgmom April 20, 2017
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Calamari Kiss

When a cat presents its butthole to you, or presses (kisses) it on your leg, as a form of reverence, formal inter species greeting, or to marks its human territory.
A kiss is just a kiss, but a calamari kiss means your family. *Howdoin!*”
by Jean_Creme March 16, 2025
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One calamari away from losing it

When you're having such a terrible time that you are one inconvenience away from losing your shit. When you expect onion rings and find out its calamari.
After the shit day I've had I am one calamari away from losing it.
by anonymous October 13, 2020
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Reverse calamari

Generous and intriguing , with a touch of spice
by Ben Percey July 7, 2022
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Urban Calamari

Used condoms one finds in parking lots and back alleys.
The used condoms in the puddle behind my favorite strip club looks like urban calamari with an opaque creamy filling.
by Urban Calamari December 21, 2019
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Jewish calamari

by MorlochPrime March 26, 2022
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