A grubby bitch that loves her calamari and also smells vaguely squidlike
See also; Jumbalaya, Jimberino, Jimbus2000, Josh, Jumby
See also; Jumbalaya, Jimberino, Jimbus2000, Josh, Jumby
by ElonMonke March 15, 2022

by noturavgmom April 20, 2017

When a cat presents its butthole to you, or presses (kisses) it on your leg, as a form of reverence, formal inter species greeting, or to marks its human territory.
by Jean_Creme March 16, 2025

When you're having such a terrible time that you are one inconvenience away from losing your shit. When you expect onion rings and find out its calamari.
by anonymous October 13, 2020

by Ben Percey July 7, 2022

The used condoms in the puddle behind my favorite strip club looks like urban calamari with an opaque creamy filling.
by Urban Calamari December 21, 2019
