Caillou 

we all know the dumb show caillou, but in my ea sports nhl games i made caillou a nhl player, he is a defence men for the ottawa senators, he is 6'7 and 240 pounds he is the best and toughest player ever, he wins 98% of the fights that he is in and has the biggest hits ever he is the leading goal scorer on my team and he is a d man, he is 20 years old in nhl 18, he is a fake player that i have made.

did you see caillous goal last night,

Caillou by Jack cof December 6, 2017

Caillou 

Gay

Caillou is Gay

Caillou by Not Ellie Is January 31, 2019

caillou 

Caillou is literally worthless. theres no point of having him on this earth he doesn't do any thing for us. he is just a cancerous piece of shit that walks on this earth destroying world peace. when people see him they go blind in 5 seconds, no wonder people cant drive. when Caillou doesn't get his way he screams like a maniac and creates a sonic boom. when people see him the world needs blindfolds to live.

Caillou: giime a pop
mom: no
Caillou: *sonic boom*
world: deaf

caillou by badaja man March 16, 2019

caillou 

A 4 year old smartass who has his own TV show on PBS.

F*** you, Caillou.

caillou by TripTripTripWhipWhip May 18, 2018

caillou 

He is a hore that wants all kid to fall for his trap so he can kill them he’s also a brat that’s bald bc he’s ugly and is to short

Caillou- hya kids

Kids- hya

Caillou- *kills them all*

Caillou-killer

caillou by Yeeyeejuiceman June 13, 2019

CaIlLoU 

After seeing this piece of shit and his balled cancer looking ass I start to question my sanity

Me seeing Caillou for the first time "why just please kill me"

CaIlLoU by Fuck caillou April 19, 2020

Caillou 

Caillou is a piss baby little shit whi thinks he can get whatever he wants but he can't why? Because he doesn't deserve hair food or love.

Mom:Caillou just cause you hate your brother for being our new top priority since he's a new born doesn't mean you can hurt him

Caillou:*demon schreeches*

Caillou by Ummm idk what to put here March 9, 2021