Another intellectual species that is silent but deadly. Just like a fart. It doesn't speak or talk, but instead smiles to itself. Once this smile is placed upon you, ultimate death awaits. It's body features are very unrealistic like, but has long arms, long legs and a short torso.
Person 1: "Help, Help!!"
Person 2: "What?! Whats wrong?!"
Person 1: "I SAW A BURROWS the death stalker!"
Person 2 faints...
Person 2: "What?! Whats wrong?!"
Person 1: "I SAW A BURROWS the death stalker!"
Person 2 faints...
by Pewpew boom boom November 06, 2017
1. A gay person that enjoys penetrating the anus with their genitals or other filanges.
2. Something to call someone in rebuttal to an insult that you have just received.
2. Something to call someone in rebuttal to an insult that you have just received.
1. Aaron was a queer, and therefore a brown-eye burrower.
2. "You're a fag." "Shut up you brown-eye burrower"
2. "You're a fag." "Shut up you brown-eye burrower"
by McMatty February 08, 2008
One year wonder out of LSU and 1st overall pick in the 2020 NFL draft. Won the Heisman by the largest number of votes. Tore his acl while at Cincinnati, conforming he is a one hit wounder. He was not good enough to start at Ohio state and he was barely able to get to LSU. He had a NFL QB coach and a experienced offensive line with great receivers and a good running back.
by DDDFunnyAlabamarolltide December 07, 2020
The act of fingering your own belly button in the hopes of finding a lose trinket or entertaining item.
by LordChicken88 May 25, 2015
Guy 1: Will, you would probably suck Joe Burrow's dick.
Will: No, I would not!
Guy 2: You'd probably dip his dick in Yoo-hoo and freeze it to make a Joe Burrow Yoo-hoo popsicle dick. And you'd suck that bitch till it melts.
Will: No, I would not!
Guy 2: You'd probably dip his dick in Yoo-hoo and freeze it to make a Joe Burrow Yoo-hoo popsicle dick. And you'd suck that bitch till it melts.
by Twhiddy December 05, 2021
a filipino cowboy who plays red dead 2 collects watches and hats grows orchids yells a lot and likes to tackle people to the ground
Rio BURROWS shut the fuck up
Rio BURROWS what are you doing
Rio BURROWS leave them alone
Rio BURROWS don't piss off maxim
Rio BURROWS what are you doing
Rio BURROWS leave them alone
Rio BURROWS don't piss off maxim
by Ryan LE SOUEF October 31, 2023
a tunnel in your pubic hairs created by a small, disgusting creature that you picked up in a fraternity.
"My multiple pubic burrows are really causing a damper on my love life. It's like a crab-farm down there."
by redis12 February 05, 2012