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petting bulldogs

Ryan had no idea he spent the last hour petting bulldogs.
by ticklepanties May 27, 2015
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Heavenly Bulldog

Stretching your foreskin into your moth and chewing it until it resembles a bulldog.
Bro my dick still hurts from that Heavenly bulldog last night!
by Shartfucker December 18, 2019
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go the bulldogs

Go the bulldogs is a term that young people have been using out of nowhere for no reason at all. Its a saying that has gone viral all over Australian highschools.
billy: "oi jayden give us a go the bulldogs!"

jayden: "nah mate not today"

billy: "come on mate"

jayden: "GO THE BULLDOGS"
by milfs and dilfs October 7, 2021
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Face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle

Facial expression conveying disgust, disapproval, usually seen on an unattractive face.
Jaysus mister, ya shoula seen her when she saw the state of her son - She had a face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle!
by vinylmatt August 28, 2005
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man, woman, bulldog

A game that typically occurs in British, all male boarding schools. Standardly, a younger pupil is volunteered (coerced) to perform man, woman, bulldog, which involves a wardrobe or other doored cavity. As the coercee enters the wardrobe, the The rest of the boys gather round said door, chanting "Man, Man, Man..., Man!", as the bulldogee undresses in the cavity/wardrobe. The young lad then emerges proudly from the wardrobe in the 'man' pose - as naked as the day he was born. (As with docking some schools hold that erections are "very much frowned upon" at this stage. It is possible that the erection issue is used to weed out - or perhaps positively identify potentially homosexual boys.)

The lad then returns to the room/wardrobe, tucking his man-parts betwixt his legs (coming close to the gooch area) and the other boys chant, "Woman! Woman! Woman!...Woman!" The lad then emerges in the 'Woman' form, achieved via the mangina pose, where the penis is tucked between the legs, near the buttocks.

The lad returns whence he came once more and the other boys chant, "Bulldog! Bulldog! Bulldog!...Bulldog!" Finally, as tensions mount to the point where some boys are covering nascent erections with available soft funishings, the lad emerges once more, still in the mangina position, but this time, in reverse! And, from such an aspect, the lad looks just like the back-end of a bulldog, his ball-bag dangling provocatively from beneath his bum-crack.

"BULLDOG!" shouts everyone in a joyous climax.
Eddie perfomred a marvellous man, woman, bulldog - his man wasn't too impressive, but he was adept at the woman and, given the size of his ball-sac, his bulldog was second to none.

BULLDOG!
by pw_ninja September 5, 2009
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Bulldogs

Never backing down even when the odds are against you.
The whole country thought the Butler Bulldogs would get beat first round. Look at them now final 4 baby.
by bulldog317 March 26, 2011
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Hungarian Bulldog

The inserting of a Hungarian Salami into another persons anus, pouring custard on it then eating it as quickly as possible. The spicier the salami the better.
I picked up a girl last night and she demanded a Hungarian Bulldog. Her fridge was full of Hungarian Salamis. I don't think its the first time she has copped a good old Hungarian Bulldog
by Chin69 September 15, 2016
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