Lesbian bukkake is my favorite pastime as I am a lesbian who enjoyed a nice facial when i was straight. i am happy. i am very flexible in that i would be willing to give, or receive female bukkake in any time or manner. my fondest memory was, indeed, receiving lesbian bukkake at the starbucks register. i told the cashier to add extra cream. My significant other at the time mistook this order as being directed to her and subsequently 'kakked up my face to the coffee shop's delight. for those here to learn the technicalities, i will now break down the process:
in the most common form of lesbian bukkake woman A (the Giver) stands or kneels above woman B (the Taker). it is customary to have the woman most capable of squirting to be on top but with enough trial and error the pair will be able to push their limits. it is vital that Woman A is not stimulated by Woman B. woman A, using her dominant hand, rubs herself to the point of orgasm, at which time she shall give her underling parter a previously agreed upon signal, my personal favorite is the call of a bank-tailed pigeon. Woman B will then ready herself to take the full blunt force of the juicy explosion to her face. in the most straightforward bukkake session she simply lets it rest on her luscious cheeks. after this act has been completed, the two lovers may clean up in any way they see fit, as they have successfully completed all criteria to be classified as bukkake lesbians.
in the most common form of lesbian bukkake woman A (the Giver) stands or kneels above woman B (the Taker). it is customary to have the woman most capable of squirting to be on top but with enough trial and error the pair will be able to push their limits. it is vital that Woman A is not stimulated by Woman B. woman A, using her dominant hand, rubs herself to the point of orgasm, at which time she shall give her underling parter a previously agreed upon signal, my personal favorite is the call of a bank-tailed pigeon. Woman B will then ready herself to take the full blunt force of the juicy explosion to her face. in the most straightforward bukkake session she simply lets it rest on her luscious cheeks. after this act has been completed, the two lovers may clean up in any way they see fit, as they have successfully completed all criteria to be classified as bukkake lesbians.
by stlbabe December 10, 2018
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Me: The freshman girl from the dorms told me she was gonna come over and suck our whole fraternity off.
Todd: Really? She better bring her bukkake blinds or else she will end up in the hospital with an eye infection like the last girl.
Todd: Really? She better bring her bukkake blinds or else she will end up in the hospital with an eye infection like the last girl.
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Mickey: "Remember that huge zit on my back?"
Goofy: "Yeah, the size of a bird's egg. Why?"
Mickey: "I had Minnie bust it last night and it shot all over her face and up her nose."
Goofy: "Garsh! Like one of those Jap'nese movies-- Bukkake!"
Mickey: "More like Bukkacne!"
Goofy: "Yeah, the size of a bird's egg. Why?"
Mickey: "I had Minnie bust it last night and it shot all over her face and up her nose."
Goofy: "Garsh! Like one of those Jap'nese movies-- Bukkake!"
Mickey: "More like Bukkacne!"
by Professor Simon J. Futtbucker August 2, 2011
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