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bryber

player on minecraftonline who played since 2011. finished high school and still working his way to college. idk that's all i know about him he's a really old player
"What does your education look like"
"It looks lIke a bryber"
"9 years in minecraft server , finished high school but still working through college?"
"Yes"
by WertiaCoffee November 13, 2020
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Feltch Broker

A person that connects fans of sucking sperm out of another persons ass to people who are fans of having sperm put into their ass.
Jim was at the club the other night and couldn't get lucky so he called up his Feltch Broker and got a great deal on an ass sucking.
by Geezuses July 22, 2009
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Byker Grove

A BBC TV show where a fat geordie called Bradley tries different money making schemes every episode. His smart ideas however always end up burning down the grove or killing someone.
Yo Bradley, you comin down to the grove, man?!

Bradley tried to make money from creating his own tanning studio but gave 10 people skin cancer.
by Jonny3k December 5, 2004
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Real estate broker

The lowest form of life that has survived evolution. This sub-breed of the human species has no morale, honor or sense of honesty. Their appearance is of a typical human being, but they can be recognized as a real estate broker by their forked tongue, breath that smells like bullshit (due to their habit of talking shit daily and hourly), and for their overall lizard-like appearance.

When running into a real estate broker - kiinteistönvälittäjä in Finnish - avoid all eye contact and take the nearest exit, if inside a building. It is very necessary to vacate any and all premises if a real estate broker is encountered. Remember to close all open doors and alert the police, fire department and the local zoo.
A real estate broker is a person, who upon running into a battery victim, will check his or her pockets for anything valuable and force anal sex with the victim after that.
by Magnus E 5 July 2, 2008
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call my broker

To use the restroom for the purpose of taking a piss.
Dude #1: OK, you ready to go?
Dude #2: Hold on -- I gotta go call my broker before we leave...
by Aneurysm Boy July 25, 2007
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cum broker

One who deals the rare delicacy that is cum.
Maggy: Know any place I can get some good fresh jizz?
Gerardo: Yea, thers a cum broker 2 blocks down the street. Hit that shit up.
by JESSANKNEY September 30, 2006
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broker than Brokeback Mountain

Being so broke, that you don't even have a dollar on you to buy a piece of candy.
Bro, I can' hang out with you tonight, I'm broker than Brokeback Mountain
by Notsure75 November 30, 2019
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