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STD Containment Breach 

When an STD Containment Chamber passes her genetic fuck-up onto an unsuspecting sex victim and releases their condition to a new person.
Clara: "Ajani, I need to tell you something about last night"
Ajani: "What is it?"
Clara: "I'm an STD Containment Chamber, I passed my condition on to you, fuck you"
Ajani: "WHAT? FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, FUCK OFF, FUCK YOURSELF, DIE IN A FUCKING HOLE, HOW DARE YOU MAKE ME AN STD CONTAINMENT BREACH!"
STD Containment Breach by Synth 2 September 1, 2019
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Five Nights At Freddy's: Security Breach

FNAF: Security Breach is the latest installment into the Five Nights at Freddy's franchise. Soon after it was released, Scott Cawthon released the saddest video game news ever: he was retiring, and selling FNAF to someone else. We can only hope that someone who will treat the game with respect bought/will buy it. Although it's the newest installment, someone just released a trailer for Five Nights at Freddy's: Security Breach DLC. In the trailer, 3 new contenders step into the ring: Glamrock ____, Glamrock ______, and even Glamrock _______!
I'm not gonna tell you what Glamrocks are gonna appear in the Five Nights at Freddy's: Security Breach DLC because yes.

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Warp Core Breach 

When an individual holds #2 in for so long their rectum feels like its going explode.

Warp: Verb

Core: Noun/Kohr

Breach: Noun/Breech
Fred: "Oh Jesus!".

Bob: "Whats wrong Fred?".

Fred: "Ooooooh, I'm having a Warp Core Breach!".

Bob: "NOT in my car motherfucker, lets get you to the damn shitter!".
Warp Core Breach by DamnTurk February 4, 2010

Homeless Breach

When a gang of homeless, 100 or more infiltrate a rich person's home with plans to have massive orgies all over the person's home.
Dude, I just got back from vacation and the cops told me I had a "Homeless Breach"

Nude Breach

Woman spanning the universe have been affected by a semi psychopathic phenomenon where their most private pictures, meant for one person's pair of eyes have been leaked for the world to see. This can harm anyone and every one. The women no longer need to send nudes because everyone has seen it already and the men still want these long over done treasures of ancient pasts.
The nude breach is really a loose-loose situation for all.
Nude Breach by PineappleJuice March 22, 2015

Bootyhole Breach 

A variation on the Bucking Bronco.

When you are doggy styling a female and getting close to coming. Start sliding almost fully out of the female until you completely pull out. At this point yell, "Bootyhole Breach!" and shove your meat into her exposed asshole and start riding her to completion. She will likely attempt to throw you and you win by cumming in her asshole, she wins by tossing you off.
"Man I scored a point on Becky last night! I did a Bootyhole Breach and came all up in her asshole before she tossed me off."
"Dude that's awesome!"
Bootyhole Breach by Dr. Cum Melon February 16, 2020

Fnaf security breach 

this stui=ofd game but the only chatater peolep kile if sun guy like all he dies is be at daycare and do notjinh productive so fucking dumb
person 1: omg Fnaf security breach is 2134 dollars
perdon 2: ok. and?
erson 1: i bought Fnaf security breach just for sun guy