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bruhsketballers

A basketball team, mentioned by Dean Norris in one of his Cameos. The term became widespread after it was forced by kracc bacc and other meme channels on YouTube.
So listen: good luck, bruhsketballers, make Big Chungus proud, and me as well.
by gducrash October 23, 2022
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metalhead basketball

1. Any individual or group physical task performed awkwardly or without athleticism and with total disregard for the safety of others.
2. A complete and utter fiasco.
Watching Joe try to install his new countertops was total metalhead basketball. Not only were they crooked, but he dropped them on Tommy's fingers.
by woodchipper June 29, 2008
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A basketball league that existed from 1967 through 1976 until eventually merging with the National Basketball Association or NBA. The American Basketball Association is where the three point shot and slam dunk contest began. Dr. J, Moses Malone, Artis Gilmore, Dan Issel and other great players played in the ABA for teams such as the Denver Nuggets, Indiana Pacers, San Antonio Spurs, New York Nets, Kentucky Colonels, Virginia Squires, Utah Stars, Spirits of St. Louis, San Diego Conquistadors, Oakland Oaks and others. The afro hairstyle was very common in the ABA. The ABA used a red, white and blue ball. Teams from the ABA and NBA played several games against each other and the ABA teams usually won those games. The ABA ceased to exist when it merged with the NBA in 1976.
The American Basketball Association was cooler, and featured better basketball, than the NBA and even college basketball.
by PMax February 23, 2008
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Moonlit Silent Basketball (MSB)

The first sport for stoners. You have to be high to enjoy this game. You and your buddies try to play basketball while making as little noise as possible, and the moon must be visible above your heads.
I'm blazed right now dude, lets go play some Moonlit Silent Basketball (MSB)!
by Guitarpwnage93 February 10, 2009
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Baskeetball

Similar to the Penis Game, the winner is determined by the person or people that get caught first. The game is pointed towards High Schoolers (generally upper-classmen) in a classroom setting. The people playing must start by masturbating the air of the crotch region of that persons body, motioning a fake masturbation, for at least three seconds. Then, the player must fling the contents of the fake masturbatory act towards the next player in the room with a basketballesque type motion including a hookshot, fade away, around the back, etc., or other sports related motion/ universal hand motion symbol. Other motions include bowling, pitching a baseball, tossing a hand grenade, etc. The person who has the contents flung at them is the next player to perform the next motion. The remaining person who hasn't been caught by a teacher or other authority figure wins.
Matt: "Hey lets play some baskeetball in class today"
Jacob: "Yeah man, just dont get caught by Mr Simmons!"
by TeetMasta February 10, 2015
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Poo Basketball

One must scoot as far back on the toilet seat as one can (without touching your dirty anus on the actual seat, because thats disgusting). Your opponent and yourself must wad up little pieces of toilet paper and you take turns tossing the little wads over the stall wall in attempt to "score a basket" or put the t.p. wad in the bowl. A shot made is 1 point.
Poo Basketball-The launching of a T.P. wad and sinking it in the water without touching the other player in any manor is vital!
by P-noles January 13, 2009
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