Bori

SI unit of measurement for beauty. It is usually in reference to the Victoria Secret Models, sometimes used as a name.

1 Bori = Beauty of 10 Models.

Bori could land a modelling contract dressed as a vagrant.

by mastershake December 23, 2013

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1. To get crumbs or some other form of shmutz all over the place. (verb)

2. Used as a noun to say that there are crumbs all over you.

(Borising commonly occurs after a late night hookup...unidentified crumbs may appear.)

Ex 1:
"Oh man! While eating the pretzels i Borised all over myself! :("

Ex 2:
"Looks like while i was eating Boris paid me a little visit"

by lizbrez March 12, 2009

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A stingy mother fucker. One who gives as little as possible and expects to recieve a greater value in return in any scenario.

"Stop being a cheap asshole and pay for yourself."
"Stop being a Boris"

by Boris Li November 16, 2007

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A large bottle of cheap vodka to be consumed at great speed. Normally bought about 10:30pm from a 24/7. Used when in desperate need to get off box quickly and cheaply before entering an expensive nightclub.

Stereotype Russian man (Boris) drinks vodka alot

Shall we get some Boris? I’m sober as a judge!

by Donkey Kong01 February 07, 2008

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Boris is the guy your mom would never want. If your daughter brings a guy named Boris to the house, he is probably a fat fuck and wears glasses. He has a bigger booty than your daughter, and his pp is small. Kick him out ASAP.

You are as ugly as Boris.
Oh no! Boris is at my house again.

by theycallmeyoungdaggerdickay February 27, 2019

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