blonch

When in the act of masturbating, to ejaculate with an upward thrust so hard that the semen barely misses the eye.

"Maks, what did you do last night with Gary Chelnis?"
"Yo, I blonched with Gary son! You ain't fresh azimiz!"

by JP tha Don December 28, 2005

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boochie

An alternative to bussy (boy+pussy), boochie is a combined version of 'boy+coochie', referring to the anus of a usually homosexual male.

I told my boyfriend to back his boochie up onto my dick nice & slow last night.

by LexLuthorrr September 27, 2013

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Someone with tight abs, Usually a short fit woman in her 40s that beats someone up sexually using a "bouncing on foot" technique called a "boonce." These freakish people feed off of human shame and hardcore techno bass.

"Dude what happened!?"
"I got assraped by a booncer chick!"

by Posion Puprle July 5, 2008

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Boochasaurus

This prehistoric dinosaur has been dated back to the late jurassic period and believe it or not is still living today. Many theories suggest that the Boochasaurus survived the meteorite that wiped out every other species of his kind because he was so high at the time. He still suffers affects including minor brain damage, paranioa and nervous twitches as a result of this. Numerous sightings have been recorded stating he is generally found grazing on the common in Whitchurch, Cardiff in the U.K. However many followers are sceptical about this because the creature in the pictures and video footage looked so unbelievably wasted at the time he just didn't match up to the original specimin. If you ever decide to go Boochasarus hunting, my advise is to equip youself with at least 1.5 grams of marijuana because he is highly attracted to this substance.

Maff: What does the Boochasaurus look like then?
Bill: He's big green and scaley and his spikes all down his back.
Maff: Sounds like Nathan Gauci.

by Matthew Szwandt June 11, 2006

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