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Boofy Boardin

The act of butt chugging water. It is usually done when your body is under duress. Overheating and/or dehydration are common reasons for "drinking" H2O this way because science has proven your body absorbs liquids better anally than orally. Also there is no better way to lower core body temperature than a nice glass of icewater pumped through your poop chute.
"Is Loren OK? "
"Meh, he'll be fine. That anal fissure he got from Ol'Fireplug had him crying and sweating so much he bout had a stroke from dehydration. He's in the back now *boofy boardin a couple Ice mountains.
by Swirvvv1 November 1, 2021
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Boofy

Beyond goofy. If someone is goofy, but you feel it is more than just goofy than you would say someone is boofy.
Guy 1: “Cecilia is the goofiest girl I know”
Guy 2: “Yeah dude, she is what you call boofy!”
by d_Rawlings December 8, 2019
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boofy

boofy
hella boofy
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boofy

a word that Matthew boofins uses
Your so boofy
by guguv February 29, 2024
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Boofy

Your typical tough-but-dim brute
by bannanamamanomanaman January 14, 2017
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boofy

"look at that boofy"
by jokie joke November 23, 2021
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Boofy

Adjective: Acting like you fye out of your mind
Damn bru you acting boofy as hell
by Drummerboy07 February 14, 2022
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