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Bonus waffle showdown

When two hungover, hungry strangers have a bonus waffle showdown the morning after their one night stand. The act of tossing breakfast waffles, poptarts, or other such breakfast pastries in the air to see which walk of shamer is the hungriest.
Person 1: We should have filmed your roommate Jeff's bonus waffle showdown with that dude he picked up at the bar
Person 2: Word
by drewbydoo April 22, 2013
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bonus points

Points that you offer to people in a last resort to convince someone. Usually ends up failing, but its always a good effort.
Guy 1: Dude you'll get bonus points if go slap that girl's ass.
Guy 2: What are you retarded?
Guy 1: I'll give you a dollar.
Guy 2: How about no?
Guy 1: How about a dollar AND bonus points?
Guy 2: Deal.
by PrivCaboose March 25, 2008
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bonus damage

Damage incurred while there is a difference in the lives of two characters in a stock round of super smash brothers.
Link is playing Kirby on final destination. Link has 3 lives, and he kills Kirby leaving Kirby with 2 lives. Link racks up 43 damage before he is killed. Now they both have two lives, but Link has 43 bonus damage on Kirby.
by SSBB Archangel August 10, 2009
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Bonus Wipe

After deficating, one wipes his/her anus and notices that the toilet paper is completely clean. No need to wipe any further, that pooper is clean.
You know I really hate it when I have a case of the squirts because the toilet paper runs out quick. But when I do get them I know a bonus wipe is just around the corner. I just say to myself, "What goes around comes around my friend, you'll be repaid in time..."
by Stevie Y December 21, 2004
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travel bonus

An unexpected erection when travelling on public transport usually caused by vibrations from bumpy roads or turbulence on a plane.
That bus ride was so bumpy I got a travel bonus
by crudfactory January 22, 2010
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Lones Bonus

That extra inch or two, (either in length or girth) that comes with being a Lones.
Megan married Spanky for that "Lones Bonus."
by #8765309 September 7, 2018
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back side bonus

The frosting that sticks on the bottom side of your donut from the donut below.
Melanie picked out a donut out of the box and received one with a little Back Side Bonus.
by Quincerr September 30, 2012
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