cock and bollocks

another way of describing something as amazing, in a slightly obscene manner

1. That titan toss was the cock and bollocks, relentless of the fact that she broke her neck against the wall.

2. Even though it hurts, that pink sock is the cock and bollocks

by laarx December 14, 2009

top bollocks

boobs. the female equivalent of testicles, except with a different purpose and higher.

Michael: Check out the blonde, nice set of top bollocks.

by mark May 16, 2003

Billy Bollocks

To be completely naked

She caught me standing there, completely billy bollocks

by misterhahn August 15, 2006

bet your bollocks to a barndance

means to be a sure thing, English slang... regular english would be "you bet your life", "you bet your arse"

"You bet your bollocks to a barndance he's going through with the fight" ..Snatch

by i focking hate pikeys December 3, 2007

bollock brain

A bollock brain is a fuck wit.

Oi! Bollock brain, unplug the toaster before sticking a screwdriver in it to get that bit of burnt toast out.

by Sid Swift November 19, 2003

bollock custard

The ejaculation produced from a males penis when he reaches orgasm.

"I shot my bollock custard all over her face".

"She swallowed my bollock custard".

by Dacarlo March 13, 2003

Bollocks

My favourite word of all time.
Generally a term used for male genitalia
but can be used for anything.
Something crap or shite,
something not true,
when you drop heavy things on your feet,
a word for tired or knackered
a slag for someone who is annoying or 'a little shit',
A word that shocks and appauls Mrs. Doyle 'get-your-bollocks-outa-my-face'

'Jaysus this applemac is a load of bollocks!'

'Nah that never happened, thats a load of bollocks.'

'Bollocks!! Me toes!!!!'

'I was awake all night, and now Im feckin bollocksed!!'

'That little bollocks threw bottled piss at me!!'

by Black_Rose_325 January 13, 2009