significant blubber

A large- sized or obese boyfriend, girl friend, spouse, or romantic partner

He showed up at the wedding reception with his significant blubber significant other obese partnern tow.

by Cosmicbloo August 29, 2017

blubbering vagina

A blubbering vagina is someone who ditches their friends because they're "busy."

Cary is a blubbering vagina because he says he will come hang out, but then not call us or anything to say he's not coming over and later finding out he went to get some ass.

by Jennifer May 30, 2004

blubber butt

colloquialism for fat-ass. Blubber being the fatty tissue found in whales and other mammals found in arctic waters, often associated with the fat deposits located in an obese persons buttocks.

"My God, that woman has a blubber butt from hell. It's so big, Shamu just got a hard-on looking at it!"

by jammer2 February 8, 2005

blubber nugget

A nugget made out of blubber.

Originated in Alaska.

Featured in fairly oddparents.

Mary moved to Alaska to eat a blubber nugget.

by Mary Kelly June 14, 2008

blubber-bean

Does it really need a definition? u get everything about it from its name. Its a bean. Made of blubber. A blubber-bean. God knows what genious made that up. Usually feasted on by mr and mrs walrous and other such blubbery-sea mammals. If implanted into an animals left eye.A blubber-tree will grow. many blubber-pods grow on these trees, these then magicaly turn into cacti and then dissolve. The matter left from this is a blubber bean. The whole cycle then starts again. Of course, if there is a nearby eye.

Hey, i grew a blubber tree today!
Oh cool! what flavour?
Blubber you idiot!
Find a nice eye for it?
Yeah its ok i guess.I named my tree Janice you know.
My, what a pretty name! What about the blubber-bean?
POTATO!

by Lewis Palmer August 20, 2006

Chest Blubber

A derogatory way of describing a woman's chest. This also has instances where it is used for a mans chest.

"Damn! I almost suffocated in Jessica's chest blubber!"

"Woah there Bobby! There's no need to pull out your chest blubber."

by Georgio Belushi January 8, 2008

blubber face

One who is being an ugly fat faced jerk.One who actually has a fat face.

WOW...she has a blubber face.

by Pynkydo February 26, 2018