Bozza tapas

Bozza tapas is a cheap strong smelling form of hair styling product. Popular with the male Eastern Europeans. A greasy,sticky substance that makes a distinct 'pat' sound when applied. Usually a gel or styling clay of low value such as tesco value or asda smart price. Used to slick back the hair of a dirty bosnian swooner. These men are usually rather nonsified and resemble a eastern european bobby dazzler, and eye up young girls, often underage. They will make perverted and sexual remarks as you walk past, often you will not be able to understand these remarks due to their bozzer accent. These dirty bozzers can usually be located sat at tables outside cafes opposite hounslow bus garage, waiting for school girls to get off the bus.
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Fabretzio's helmet frolecd exoctically in the poluted air of hounslow east whilst screamin tropical cock n bull to the public,

er what's that hard clumpy shite mounted to that dirty bozzas nugget ... Look at him, just LOOK at him, it's bozza tapas of course

by Lollingalltheway November 21, 2014

Phantom Blizzard

When you're having sex with a young lady in the style of doggy and you're about to cum, you spit on her back to make her think you came, then unload on her face when she turns around.

I was having dirty backdoor sex with this chick last tuesday afternoon and unleashed the phantom blizzard on her. I don't think she's gonna call me any more.

by ThePhantomBlizzarder February 16, 2009

Christmas Blizzard

A sexual act completed in or around the Christmas period: after a person completes the act of fellatio, keeping the resulting semen in his or her mouth, the sucker then stands to be face to face with the suckee; the sucker then puffs their cheeks, mumbles "Christmas Blizzard!" or "Merry Christmas!", then slams their puffed cheeks with their palms, resulting in the semen spraying into the face of the suckee, not unlike a blizzard occurring in or around the Christmas period in the northern hemisphere.

"Santa Claus was highly surprised when Mrs Claus performed a Christmas Blizzard after Santa's post-present delivery blow job."

by CBEnthusiast April 26, 2014

Pussy blizzard

When two woman loaded with cunt confetti scissor

I was going to rock this threesome when two started scissoring the cunt confetti caused a pussy blizzard.

by Mistermilk5 August 25, 2020

Onion Blizzard

When you fart in a jar, seal it and discretely put it in your friends freezer for a surprise opening at a future unknown date.

I gave Evan the Onion Blizzard after he beat me in fantasy football. His sense of smell will be ruined forever.

by User56257 October 19, 2021

cock blizzard

During sexual intercourse, in which at the end, the male ejaculates on a near by ceiling fan, thus creating a blizzard like effect.

Yo Jerry busted a cock blizzard and now all my shit is dirty

by brrr-aymond May 8, 2006

blozzer

Slang for blow job

hey up love, fancy giving me a cheeky blozzer?

by CominAtcha May 5, 2005