blobfish

1) an endangered jelly like creature at the bottom of the sea that is known for it's seemingly sad and depressed facial expression.

2) an individual who resides in an incompetent state of being

3) an individual who comes across as mean, angry, and/or unresponsive

2) What a blobfish! He’s always shut up in his room being unproductive.

3) You are not responding to my texts or calls. Why are you being such a blobfish to me?

by suthernt06 March 24, 2012

blopnuts

The condition testicles are in after being kicked, punched, hit with a football, or any contact resulting in being knocked to the floor after being hit in the testicles, usually lasting about 10-15 minutes.

John tossed me the sledgehammer, but i failed to catch it properly and it left me with blopnuts.

by Blopnuts April 5, 2005

blopezing

The act of using soft, seductive whispers when in the presence of women in order to receive sexual favors. If successful, the male will receive a handjob at the least.

"Hey man, I was blopezing to a chick last night and the next thing I knew her hands were in my pants."

by Banilla March 22, 2009

Bloppelganger

A white persons black doppelgänger

Dude, that guy in cool runnings is totally your Bloppelganger

by TysonBo125 February 26, 2015

Bloofed

To be high as a kite while under the influence of marijuana.

Yo im bloofed af

by wall dough April 21, 2015

gloppin bloppin

a sexy frog

it is your boi, gloppin bloppin. -m3rkmus1c

by nue nue nue April 12, 2017

Blid-Blop

When you take a massive dump (2-4 feet area cubed) inside a compact area, then bake it. This produces a messy squimpo. Afterwards, you could freeze the messy squimpo and get an organized squimpo. Pull a fruboomp in a 3-foot radius near the organized squimpo, then beat the living shit out of it. This produces an easy Blid-Blop for all your Blid-Blop related needs.

I: I spent 8 hours getting a Blid-Blop, I hope it's worth it.
H: Shut the fuck up it's some shit I made up.
I: Sorry please help cure my coprophagia!

by gender reassignment surgery January 4, 2022