ass-backwards

1. moving backwards

2. hopelessly misguided, doing everything wrong

The way people are processing the information is totally ass-backwards.

by The Return of Light Joker December 19, 2011

backwards tuna sub

Tuna sub backwards is "bus a nut". Men use backwards tuna sub when they're too ashamed to admit during sex that they're going to climax much quicker than they had previously thought.

Johnny: "Oh no! I'm about to backwards tuna sub!"

Jenny: "It's only been five minutes! Pull out now, you loser!"

by ( ͡°╭͜ʖ╮͡° ) June 2, 2016

[Brockward]

A Term Made by Assorted Mission Teens Refering To A Freind Whom Of Which Is Totally Aweosme But Around The Ladies Fails Miserably

Man He Totally Blew It With That Chick, The Whole Thing Was Brockward.

by Randy- April 13, 2007

shooting blackwards

Holding a gun with it cocked to the side. Instead of holding it vertically, the wrist is twisted 90 degrees to hold it horizontally.

We went the to the range and James couldn't hit shit because he was shooting blackwards.

by beanfield December 22, 2008

Backwards pole vaulter

A homosexual

"Look at that backwards pole vaulter over there"
"fuck Ian"

by Jonypotsmoker August 10, 2008

Slockward

When some is quiet, but looks like a creeper. They are kind of anti-social. The way they walk, act, and react to people.

Raphael always acts slockward at school. We need to fix him.

by 458Cruiser March 17, 2011

backwards bragging

Complaining about yourself/your life or a complimenting someone else/theirs, as a thin veil for bragging.

X: I am totally jealous of ugly girls, it is really annoying having to decide which guy to let buy you a drink at the bar.

X: Your staycation must have been awesome! Going straight from the beach in south of France to skiing in the Swiss Alps took so much out of me.

You: X, stop backwards bragging!!!

by beepboopbeepbee August 15, 2011