the blob

that thing that those fat kids jumped on in the movie "heavyweights"

Yo, let's go jump on the blob!

by SLK May 23, 2004

Blob

Best Last Option Bae. From the most pirated movie in history.

I have to get laid at this party. But if all fails, Jamie is my BLOB.

by unofficially October 27, 2016

On the blob

A red alcoholic cocktail containing vodka, peach schnapps, cordial and raspberry served in a pint glass and red stained tissue in substitute for an umbrella. Contains the weekly recommended allowance of alcohol and sugar for a grown man in one week and may give you the shits the following day.

"I'm on the blob tonight"

by Mr BlobbyBlob December 28, 2011

Blobbing

noun- A round of sloppy felatio

Sarah was blobbing me off gloriously, until I looked down and noticed it was Hank all along. Hank...what a kidder!

by keldard February 20, 2011

blobbing

A time when you need to keep your distance. Woman's menstruation cycle.

"I'm blobbing this week"

by Qwerty yup April 4, 2005

Blob

Verb - When one sits or lies down staring blankly at a screen for days on end, and only ever gets up to eat and pee.

1 - I was planning on being productive this holiday but I just ended up blobbing.

2 - I blob a lot, don't judge me.

by IamPANDAMAN September 2, 2016

Blob

A pronoun just like he, she and they

It can be used in the same ways as any other pronoun

Hi I met a blob named Sam, blob is a really funny person and you have to meet blobs cat, blob doesn’t talk a lot about blobself tho

by Seaki January 4, 2021