Blettuce

The tiny, wayword piece of lettuce that finds it's way into a bean burrito from Taco Bell, thus ruining an already difficult situation.

"How's your food, yo?"

"It was fine until I got a bite with blettuce!"

"Oh, that's turrible!"

by Dr. Strangefinger June 11, 2013

Dial up a blitz

To order a round of shots.

Hey man, I need a jager bomb... dial up a blitz.

by PNash December 11, 2009

The Blitz

The Blitz referes to the Season 5 of How I Met Your Mother, when one person leaves the group for any period of time and something amazing happens. You can pass on the Blitz from being part of the group when somthing amazing does happen, but another person from the group had to leave between 2-30 minutes prior to that amazing thing happening.

Jamie: Barney! where did you go you missed it!

Luke: Missed what?!

Adam: That awesome beerpong shot!
(Prior Blitz)Aaron: yea and i was there!

Luke: Awwww man!!

(Luke becomes the blitz)

by Xurria July 8, 2012

Blatz splatz

This phrase, related in part to the "blat" (see "blat"), describes the logical aftermath of drinking too much Blatz beer. If one drinks far too much Blatz, the next morning's activities are dominated by the "Blatz splatz" in which bodily fluids are emitted from various orifices in a semi-involuntary spasm. This term is obviously only used in those areas of the country where "Blatz" beer is found. For additional information see "hershey squirts" and "the shits".

Man, Frank brought a few cases of Blatz to the stag party. Damn, the next day let me tell you, I had the Blatz splatz big time!

by Frank Klaune November 21, 2004

Betzaida

A Betzaida is a very sweet kind girl she could be mean if you get her angry.She is a very smart person and loves to learn something new,she is also very helpful and would be a great friend!

You:Hey Betzaida can you help me on this math
Betzaida:Sure which one are you on?

by 🍊🍎🍇🍊🍇😹😐 May 19, 2017

boofy blitzed

Is a state of intoxication. Usually leads to naked, unprotected, sexual acts.If you find yourself in this state of mind, refrain from talking to women named Lisa:)

Ryan: Wow Lisa, im really boofy blited.
Lisa: Well im boofy blitzed too, wanna bang?

by RYEMAN June 11, 2006

bleezie

another word for blunt...goes especially well with heem.

What you know about me? I'm Mac Dreezy
Call Hennessy, Heem, and a blunt a Bleezie
I keep a fat sack wrapped in a backwood leave...

by jeddica May 25, 2006