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pigs in blankets

Chipolata sausages wrapped in bacon.. Also known in the UK as Devils on horseback.. Usually eaten at Christmas
On christmas day we had Pigs In Blankets with lunch...
by The Real Bungle January 10, 2007
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fruit blindness

A gay man's inability to recognize the obvious lack of attractiveness in his female friends or beards. Usually applies in cases of very attractive gay men who, when they're in the closet, date much less attractive desperate women.

Sometimes misused to denote an inability to recognize obvious homosexuality.
Tom tries to make out with dudes when he drinks, even though he's dating Lisa. Tom's a 10 and Lisa's a 4. It's an obvious case of fruit blindness.

She was desperate and had really bad gaydar. You think it's awesome that she's dating such hot guys until you realize that it's a case of serious fruit blindness.
by emmabrocker October 27, 2012
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blankenstien

something loved by you dearly and kept forever, usually a BLANKET, or a blankie for short, or a teddy bear
WAY BETTER AND COOLER AND AWESOMER THAN NAF NAFS
I just want to snuggle up with my blankenstien right now
by Brooketookbook May 16, 2011
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domestic blindness

When your significant other's face intentionally ,or untentionally, runs into your fist and or hand resulting in bodily harm.
Chris Brown's love and domestic blindness for Rhianna was so vast that it resulted in multiple hospital visits and a coulple of court hearings.
by Truth Sue Sayer March 6, 2013
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Color Blindness

Color blindness or color vision deficiency is the inability or decreased ability to see color, or perceive color differences, under lighting conditions when color vision is not normally impaired. "Color blind" is a misleading term; there is no actual blindness but there is a fault in the development of either or both sets of retinal cones that perceive color in light and transmit that information to the optic nerve.
Jack failed the Ishihara test because he has Color Blindness.
by Mr. Hasnoface December 9, 2011
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bankless

Encapsulating the ire society feels towards their banking institutions and redirecting that energy into a positive, innovative, and freedom-oriented way of life. Giving people confidence to consider new paradigms, and open their mind to the possibilities and benefits of a decentralized world.

Also: a newsletter, podcast, and a movement to onboard a billion people into crypto.
Noun: "I'm going bankless bruh, I'm tired of Wells Fargo's bullshit."

Verb: "Bro I'm bankless, what the fuck is an overdraft fee?"
by 6975.eth July 14, 2022
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Net Blindness

In sports, the ability only to see the other players on the field/ice, and not the net into which you are supposed to attempt to score eventhough you have a decent shot available to you.
"God damnit!, Tim Connoly's got another bout of net blindness. He tried that impossible pass instead of shooting the fucking puck!"
by EricGCharlotte February 21, 2008
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