After scoring with a chick, Robbie never sleeps over because he can't go all night without having farte blanche.
by Robbie Todman June 20, 2016
dude, last named i walked into the house and blanche dubois'd and said "wow, this place is a dump".
you sure blanche dubois'd when you told that girl she had bad acne.
you sure blanche dubois'd when you told that girl she had bad acne.
by seditionaries March 14, 2009
A Blanch is when someone makes a gowing, realizes their blunder, and tries in vain to redeem them selves by making their gowing funny, but only compounds the error. After the failure is realized by bystanders, one or possibly several of them call "Blanch!"
(The definition of Blanch submitted by Broadbent, is completely incorrect, the author obviously has not paid close enough attention, or has not included his/herself enough in contemporary teenage male culture to know the true meaning of the word.)
(The definition of Blanch submitted by Broadbent, is completely incorrect, the author obviously has not paid close enough attention, or has not included his/herself enough in contemporary teenage male culture to know the true meaning of the word.)
Example:
James G: Hey how about those Irish referees? Better get them some more balding cream!
All bystanders: ... Gowing!
James G: … I mean, seriously, their heads are so shiny that the reflected light could power a solar powered car.
All bystanders: ...
Bystander 1: Blanch!
Bystander 2: (Laughing.) A massive Blanch at that!
James G: Hey how about those Irish referees? Better get them some more balding cream!
All bystanders: ... Gowing!
James G: … I mean, seriously, their heads are so shiny that the reflected light could power a solar powered car.
All bystanders: ...
Bystander 1: Blanch!
Bystander 2: (Laughing.) A massive Blanch at that!
by JakiiB + Will Lyall April 13, 2007
noun, plural shartes blanches shahrts blanch, blahnch; Fr. shart blahnsh
1. Unconditional authority; full discretionary power to shart as you please. Usually granted after a heavy night of drinking, or the accidental consumption of high volumes of laxitives.
2. A pair of jocks that is blank except for a shart and given by the shartist to another person to wear as he or she pleases.
3. Cards. a hand having no face card but with a really shitty scoring value, as in piquet.
1. Unconditional authority; full discretionary power to shart as you please. Usually granted after a heavy night of drinking, or the accidental consumption of high volumes of laxitives.
2. A pair of jocks that is blank except for a shart and given by the shartist to another person to wear as he or she pleases.
3. Cards. a hand having no face card but with a really shitty scoring value, as in piquet.
by turdmeister July 14, 2009
when someone says a joke and people laugh. Then someone calls a Gowing cause they thought it was bad, so you call Blanch.
by Broadbent November 19, 2006
a disabled retard that like to spread a spaz disease across the world of being addicted to their Ipad
by grafton July 03, 2014
someone who is so dumb they used CARL BLANCHE as an argument for the word Carte Blanc and still thinks they are correct
by Gerard Lauren July 18, 2020