Farte Blanche

Having the freedom to fart whenever you want, which men don't have when they are around women.
After scoring with a chick, Robbie never sleeps over because he can't go all night without having farte blanche.
by Robbie Todman June 20, 2016
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blanche dubois

v
to accidentally make a rude remark without thinking about it.
dude, last named i walked into the house and blanche dubois'd and said "wow, this place is a dump".

you sure blanche dubois'd when you told that girl she had bad acne.
by seditionaries March 14, 2009
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Blanch

A Blanch is when someone makes a gowing, realizes their blunder, and tries in vain to redeem them selves by making their gowing funny, but only compounds the error. After the failure is realized by bystanders, one or possibly several of them call "Blanch!"

(The definition of Blanch submitted by Broadbent, is completely incorrect, the author obviously has not paid close enough attention, or has not included his/herself enough in contemporary teenage male culture to know the true meaning of the word.)
Example:

James G: Hey how about those Irish referees? Better get them some more balding cream!

All bystanders: ... Gowing!

James G: … I mean, seriously, their heads are so shiny that the reflected light could power a solar powered car.

All bystanders: ...

Bystander 1: Blanch!

Bystander 2: (Laughing.) A massive Blanch at that!
by JakiiB + Will Lyall April 13, 2007
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Sharte Blanche

noun, plural shartes blanches  shahrts blanch, blahnch; Fr. shart blahnsh

1. Unconditional authority; full discretionary power to shart as you please. Usually granted after a heavy night of drinking, or the accidental consumption of high volumes of laxitives.

2. A pair of jocks that is blank except for a shart and given by the shartist to another person to wear as he or she pleases.

3. Cards. a hand having no face card but with a really shitty scoring value, as in piquet.
" Hung over today are we? Never mind, you have Sharte Blanche today"
by turdmeister July 14, 2009
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Blanch

when someone says a joke and people laugh. Then someone calls a Gowing cause they thought it was bad, so you call Blanch.
Joke is told,
Laughter,
someone says "Gowing!"
someone else says "BLANCH!"
by Broadbent November 19, 2006
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blanche monnier

Wikipedia
Monnier was a French socialite from a well-respected, conservative bourgeoisie family in Poitiers of old noble origins. She was renowned for her beauty and attracted many potential suitors for marriage. In 1874, at the age of 25, she desired to marry an older lawyer who was not to her mother Louise's liking; she argued that her daughter could not marry a "penniless lawyer".4 Her disapproving mother, angered by her daughter's defiance, locked her in a tiny, dark room in the attic of their home, where she kept her secluded for 25 years. Louise Monnier and Blanche's brother Marcel continued on with their daily lives, pretending to mourn Blanche's disappearance. None of her friends knew where she was and the lawyer who she wished to marry died unexpectedly in 1885
by peoplearecrazy April 20, 2022
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alex blanch

a disabled retard that like to spread a spaz disease across the world of being addicted to their Ipad
by grafton July 03, 2014
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