St. Bernard

Noble beast, known for saving men from avalanches and giving excellent legal advice.

“As your attorney, I advise you to accept the plea bargain. My fee is twenty pounds of Eukanuba.” —A St. Bernard.

by IkevlarI April 17, 2010

Bernard Goetz

An American hero, defended himself on a New York City subway by shooting four criminal teenage negroes that were trying to rob and assault him with sharpened screwdrivers.

Bernard Goetz should have been given a medal for shooting up those turd skinned shit-wits, they all had extensive criminal records. At least he paralyzed one of them for life hahahahahahaha.

by The Dodger January 29, 2005

St. Bernarding

When two people are making out and come apart for air and their sticky slimy slobber stays stuck together and they suck it right back in after getting air.

Someone needs to throw ice on the two St. Bernarding over there. Ewww gross did you see them suck their slobber back in?

by The Pineapple Gang February 5, 2019

mike bernard

A washed up has been who believes their own bullshit

Oh look there goes a "Mike Bernard" struting down the gutter.

by get up on my level August 16, 2017

gutted bernard

What you say to somebody when something unfortunate happens to them.

When you just lost your cab fare home down the toilet.

or

You've just spilled a whole drink on your packet of fags.

you say gutted bernard in a loud annoying voice

by Jayne Catchpole August 30, 2007

Gaping Bernard

When you bang a girl in her ass and while it's gaping you take a shit in it. Similar to a Monroe Transfer butt a little more personal...

While banging Tara in her ass, I suddenly got the urge to take a shit, so I did what any guy would do in that situation - I pulled out, noticed that her asshole was gaping, went Butt to Butt, and proceeded to shit in her ass. While taking this dump it occured to me this is - "The Gaping Bernard."

by The J-Busy Project February 8, 2010

Bernard Montgomery

One of the most, if not the most infamous British general of WWII, well known for being able to defeat the near unstoppable German general Erwin Rommel in the North Africa Front, thanks to his competent planning and good usage of the resources he had.

Montgomery continued to fight in Europe as well after clearing out North Africa, and was also successful on the Western Front despite the failures of 'Operation Market Garden'.

He was nicknamed 'Monty' and 'The Spartan General'.

"Erwin Rommel met his match after Bernard Montgomery joined the North Africa Front."

by Dumb Historian July 29, 2020