Someone who although in the main is inoffensive can cause irritation by butting in and embellishing boring stories
by Steve Barrett January 27, 2004
Cheese like substance situated in the foreskin area of an unwashed dick. Smells like rotten cheese, looks like rotten cheese... a Cheesy Bellend
by dikke piele November 28, 2004
This type of person is an absolute twat who never fails to annoy you. They are loud and not well educated and often blurt out inappropriate comments resembling an arsehole, or in this case, a total bellend.
by Ur nans mum April 11, 2020
A British person with a bellend hairstyle who, when asked if they had fun clubbing last night, responds "Yeahhh mate it was fair." They are commonly found on British university campuses and private schools. When they laugh it turns into high-pitched grunting.
by shart95 January 16, 2015
the white/yellow cheesy smelling smeg found under the foreskin of a hygienically challenged individual.
"whats that minging smell?"
"oh, that's just Dave, he's been churning out a good load of bellend cheddar"
"oh, that's just Dave, he's been churning out a good load of bellend cheddar"
by Bobman UK October 25, 2006
a sexual aid worn on your head whilst chanting foreskin. common among devonians whilst tucking their heads inside there foreskin and rolling around on the floor.
by marvin barrs November 22, 2004
by Davidtaggart123 July 04, 2020