bros before hoes

Any friend should come before the person you are finessing. This applies with all girls and boys!

you: hey wanna hang out during lunch?
friend: i can’t i’m hanging out with veronica during lunch.
you: but bros before hoes
friend: you’re right!

by turdsbucket June 6, 2018

Before the door

It is an acting exercise at Carnegie Mellon University (Pittsburgh) that drama students must complete in their first year.

Person A:I had my before the door today.
Person B: So... how did you do?
Person A: Totally nailed it!

by kaoz22 August 14, 2009

homies before blowmes

a humorous variant of "bros before hoes"

Matt: Sorry guys, but I can't go to the bar with you. Jennifer definitely wants my dick!
Joe: Homies before blowmes, man.

by mexican quilt November 15, 2009

glove it before you love it

meaning...

"Put on a condom before you have sex."

GirL:: you BETTER glove it before you love it bcuzz i CANT get pregnant!

by StunninMa April 12, 2007

Shut the hell up before I shove a cactus so far up your ass you'll have more pricks in your mouth than your father had on Pride's Month

something that many, many people would like to tell people

"Shut the hell up before I shove a cactus so far up your ass you'll have more pricks in your mouth than your father had on Pride's Month," said little Jimmy "Damn, little Jimmy, you need to chill out," said his bully, getting out the gasoline and matches."

by Earthling hates you March 3, 2021

Don't taste the honey before you smoke the bees.

1. You don't do something important before preparing the right way.

2. Don't do something dumb without thinking about it.

Guy 1 "Damn, I just cut my hand while sawing."
Guy 2 "Really? How?"
Guy 1"I mean I wasn't really wearing gloves."
Guy 2 "Don't taste the honey before you smoke the bees."

by cherryovervanilla May 24, 2021

Beforetime

Before the COVID-19 pandemic, when things were normal.

In the Beforetime, when you could just go drink a beer at a bar with your friends.

by AKees March 19, 2020