Beef Curtain

While beef curtain quite clearly relates to the facilities of a lady to enable a gentleman to gain entry with his pork sword, the reason is hitherto explained. In the 1970s many members of the middle class had dreadful looking reddy-brown curtains hanging in their houses often smelling of the sunday roast which had been enjoyed by the said middle classes on previous sundays. More often than not these people would enjoy a good bit of beef which is why the said curtains smelled the way they did. A lady's receptical which enables penal entry has a very similar persona after many years of sexual attention as the aforementioned 1970s curtains. The expression 'beef curtain' found its origin in the late 1970s.
1970s reddy-brown curtains hanging in 1970s middle class homes smelling of the recent sunday roast often beef. Womans naughty bits look and smell the same after use.
by Andrew Gratring August 16, 2005
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If a man was to insert his penis/love length in to a womans beaver/twat he would then have to open the beef curtains.This also applied for women who head south to eat the fish kebab !
Please See above as beef curtains speaks for itself
by David Keenan May 30, 2007
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The use of the produce from abattoirs to block out light from a window.
"My bay windows have beef curtains"
by stouffer and stuey November 10, 2002
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With her legs spread, Tori could stretch her beef curtains out 4" inches.
by Raj` August 20, 2008
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Jason Donavan once sang

"I close my eyes.... drew back beef curtains.. aah-aah-aah"
by ShavenLunatic October 29, 2003
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When the lips smack harder than a retarded kid chewing gum
Her beef curtains smack like a retarded kid chewing gum
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