The Bears

Bears are powerful members of an online community or forum, and are usually very knowledgeable on certain subjects. They can often get annoyed at people new to their forum, because they don't have the same level of respect or know-how.

The term 'Bears' comes from the popular welcome to new members of an internet community, 'Don't feed the bears'. A bear attack is when a Bear decides to flame a less important member for little or no reason.

Poetic-Justice: Omg help i can't partition my drives...!
t0nedef: NO! GO HOME! We don't want you here, and you're a stupid fuck. Get a life, and leave me alone. RaWR!
CaptainStumpy: Yeargh! It's one of The Bears! Run for your lives!

by FirmWare September 28, 2008

bear

Trucker's definition: A ruthless man dressed in uniform that loves to shoot radar, eat doughnuts, search cars without a warrant, was abused as a child; a law enforcement officer.

See po-po

Hey northbound, there's a bear taking pictures at the 130 yardstick.

by Fizzorrest March 16, 2005

bears

the worst NFL football team in existence.

The Chicago Bears still suck!

by rismeyes December 12, 2008

bearings

the part of a skateboard that makes the wheels spin, instead of having them stick everytime they go around

man i need some new bearings....mine are rusting, that aint good

by Ben Carrion June 30, 2004

the bear

when pat anderson is tripping on coricidin cough and cold and he rips egg farts throughout the whole night, non stop until someone has to quarantine his smelly ass.

Dude the bear farted so much that he shit his underwear

by dooglas October 29, 2006

bear

A very hairy gay man that is bulky or just large overall. A term gay men use for other gay men.

I wanna date a bear so bad, he'll keep me warm all winter ;)

by nalyeeze October 21, 2014

the bear

A dead, old cheating drunk who used to coach the Alabama football team. Gumps view him as the second coming of Christ.
One part of the Holy Bammer Trinity, the other two parts being Joe Namath and Kenny Stabler. Gumps will often wear houndstooth-pattern clothing, to pay tribute to their fallen savior and his famous hat.

Gump 1: "Remember when the Bear was coach and we didn't lose to the likes of LA-Monroe?"
Gump 2; "I sure do! ROWE TIDE ROWE!"

by Cheeses Priced May 18, 2008