beardacide

when ones lover shaves his beard with no permission; the hamacide of a mans facial hair in the middle of the night.

Chanel was charged with two counts of beardacide when caught with the hair trimmers in her hands at the seen of her husbands face.

by A..:T..:(M) January 8, 2016

barfface

A stupid or ugly person.

Austin: Hey rocko, you seem cold.
Rocko: Austin, n-n-n,
Nathan: Hi dorks. Where's the kangaroo boy?
Austin:No one cares barfface.

by Austinne January 1, 2020

beardfection

The perfect beard, highlighting symmetry, health and balance in presentation.

Did you see his beard pic post it is pure Beardfection!

by Global Leaf Cigars July 13, 2021

Beerface

A person who drinks a lot of beer or is drunk.

Ha! Look at that beerface over there, drinking a high life!

by ChickenChocker69 February 27, 2024

beardfire

A slang term for confusion or a state of existential crisis (e.g. quarter life crisis), akin to the Indonesian phrase "kebakaran janggut". It describes moments of intense questioning about life choices, direction, or identity.

After changing careers for the third time this year, I’m definitely experiencing some serious beardfire about where my life is headed.

by Emotional Cruiser September 16, 2025

going barefaced

Going out and about doing your own thing without the use of a surgical mask.

"Going to the shop"
"You ain't going barefaced"
"F U & the government imma do ma thing"

by anon.gcfgv755r April 22, 2020

Nice beardcell

The type of person who says that people from the lgbt+ community are groomers,pedos and sex offenders,while they themselves want to fuck kids,steal little girl's clothing and act creepy towards girls

In general terms,an unhinged person who projects themselves to others,especially their shifty parts of themselves and taking credit for the bare minimum,and whining about why the world doesn't resolve around him.

The name "nice beardcell" derives from another 3 types of people:incels,neckbeard and nice guys.All of them are creepy and sexists to am extent,some are moderately sexist and creepy,others are creeping and being sexists of the charts

Jonh:these doodoo people want to beat foids!

Markella:*moves away from him*

Jonh:*stalks her,to the point of murdering Markella*
A cop Mr.Zholtz,you're a convicted necrophilic murderer
Jonh:No I'm not.poo animals are
Cop:Mr.Zholtz,you're not allowed to throw away the blame on others,nor to be a hateful douchebaggy dickheaded shitheading jackass

Jonh:b-
*the cop sents him to jail*

by 4tg June 19, 2022