boot hole in a beached whale carcass

An extrememly overwieght woman's vagina.

That chick was sooo fat, her cooze looked like someone kicked a boot hole in a beached whale carcass.

by Big Richard May 20, 2005

beach my whale

the act of lying around in a food coma to relieve stomach tension caused from overeating

Uggg. After eating an entire red velvet cake, I have to beach my whale.

by dancinglimes April 15, 2007

Jane's gained too much weight; she looks like a Beached Baby Whale.

by Iodine April 5, 2004

Shup You Beached Whale

by Liight September 15, 2008

A fat tub-o-lard that loves getting in the way of others. The world would be way better without these disgraces.

Hey you know that beached whale "ya ally silva" hahahahH

by Billyjeanig12345 August 23, 2017

A shit so big and heavy that it gets stuck on the bowl, with no chance of flushing without intervening with your bare hands.

I am having a hard time washing the shit under my fingernails after scraping the beached whale out.

by SuckingGlizzies February 11, 2022