bonding moment

Keith cradled lance in his arms
but lance doesnt remember so did it really happen?

"We had a bonding moment! I cradled you in my arms!"

"Nope didn't happen"

by ultranips July 11, 2017

Myranda Moment

A Myranda Moment is when you have your phone in your hand and ask where your phone is. Then you realize it's still in your hand.

I had a Myranda Moment when I thought I lost the cast iron pan. But then remembered that I was using it to cook my food in the oven.

by TheOriginalGamez October 21, 2020

Angelo Moment

When you make a mistake and continue to repeat it expecting a different outcome.

"bro, I'm bouta smack that boy ass."

"didn't you get your shit rocked by him before?"

"hell nah - continues to eat shit"

That mf just has an Angelo Moment.

by Yung bread April 15, 2021

Tomer moment

When someone acts confused to an extremely obvious statement

Person 1: I need to go sleep now, see you later!
Person 2: ???
Person 1: Tomer moment

by pogge5 February 19, 2021

Thorium Moment

When someone goes off on a tangent or loses their train of thought due to ADHD. Originally comes from ranting about the benefits of Thorium over Uranium in nuclear power generation, despite nobody really caring about the subject.

Jacob spent an hour going down a rabbit hole of something completely irrelevant to the previous topic, what a thorium moment.

by JustBandit0 June 4, 2021

greencard moment

When u talk to someone that dont speak english right and u question if they have a greencrd or naw

Harris: i am 16 year old
Me:Are u having a greencard moment?

by TK Savage March 1, 2017

5sir moment

When you make plans to do something and someone pulls the rug from under you

I made plans to go out on friday night, but my work ended on a saturday morning. It was a 5sir moment

by predaconprime December 13, 2021