Batman

A fictional character of DC Comics who resides in a fictional world known as Gotham City. By day he is Bruce Wayne; a popular and wealthy businessman that heads 'Wayne Enterprises'. By night he is the vigilante known as Batman; a man determined to rid the city of crime and avenge his parents' death doing it.

Batman works fine on his own, he doesn't need that pussy fruitcake Robin tagging along.

by TwentyFour November 10, 2007

Batmanning

Sacrificing yourself and your image in order to save someone else's feelings.

In order to help his girlfriend get over him, he decided he would resort to batmanning.

by Whtlightnin September 24, 2014

batman

To fuck a girl and disappear the morning after.

Guy1:Why is chloe so mad at you?
Guy2:i batman'd her last night

by Dariuscraven December 30, 2007

The Batman

A rich man with issues who goes and beats up people with his multimillion-dollar gadgets and suit.

Op: "The Batman is just some guy in a costume, I ain't scared of him."

by coolpersonwhoplaysvideogames May 17, 2021

Batman

Awesome super hero

nananananananana Batman Batman

by Emmet March 22, 2006

The Batman

A sex act: When you force a young child (preferably male) to watch you shoot his parents in the face with your load

Little Horatio was scarred when he witnessed his parents suffer the fate of The Batman

by metalthrasher07 May 19, 2011

batman

Invented by Bob Kane in 1940. Coolest superhero in American comic book history (the Incredible Hulk probably comes in a discreet second). Batman's real-life alter ego is billionaire philanthropist Bruce Wayne. When summoned to crime-ridden Gotham City by the Batsignal (a batlike silhouette within a searchlight beam, shining onto those perpetually dense clouds) he proceeds to de-scum the place like nobody else. Often has at least one delightfully camp side-kick, but generally works best alone.

Unforgettable scene from Tim Burton's 1988 movie ..,

(BATMAN dangles HOOD over side of 23-storey building)

Batman:
I'm not going to harm you. I want you to do something. I want you to tell all your friends who I am.

Hood (howling in fear):
WHO ARE YOU?!?

(Batman pulls the Hood in about an inch from his masked face.)

Batman:
I'm Batman.

(He throws the Hood down on the flat roof behind them. Long before the criminal has regained a fraction of his composure, Batman has disappeared into the shadows.)

by Fearman October 07, 2007