Sometimes it's a name given to a person who has avoided all possible bad things that could have come their way. Therefore someone who is jealous of someone's outcome of a particular set of events either because they were smart or lucky could be called a Bastard.
Jim is a prude, he doesn't drink smoke or fuck.... therfore he doesn't have a shot liver, broken heart, depression, lung cancer or a sore itchy groin from having his dick in lots of vagina.... Jim is a smart guy who has avoided all of the crap people go through.... I'm jealous; therefore he is bastard.
by Prudish Bastard August 30, 2013
Get the Bastardmug. by Fuck You Ya Mother Fucking Bas November 16, 2017
Get the bastardmug. Being an annoyong psychopath with an IQ of less than 80.
My bastarded friend, Steve, was still in a special class in high school, even though he could dismember a live body in under 20 seconds.
by onlyi2i January 20, 2012
Get the bastardedmug. "You bastard!" Harley yelled at Ember. "Bastardized! You should be ashamed of what you've done!" She shrieked.
by CodeDalt September 5, 2017
Get the Bastardmug. ex) BJ didn't call me back on that bag. He is being bastardous.
by ~The Bastard~ January 5, 2009
Get the bastardousmug. Originally non-offensive - most use being proffesional in the medical career - meaning born to parents who are either not together or un-married.
Although it is now used offensively by anyone, who does not neccessarily know the background of someones parentage, and is just taking the piss.
Although it is now used offensively by anyone, who does not neccessarily know the background of someones parentage, and is just taking the piss.
by Ollie Ford May 8, 2008
Get the bastardmug. I don't bastarding believe it.
by GrEMbOt... September 7, 2005
Get the bastardingmug.