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america's top bartender

A game invented one cold night by Mando, Catherine, Claudio, Sammy, Diego, and Andrew

It involves you teaming up into pairs competing for the best drink mix, whether it be the tastiest or the strongest.

The drink is mixed in secret then poured out for the judges, everyone rotates and at the end the best drink wins and everyone is a bit drunk, so everyone wins.
Mando: Hey you all wanna play America's top bartender?
Catherine: I'm down!
Diego: yea im game, even though I cheat with catherine!
Claudio: whatever... I'll drink to that
Sammy: ok, lets play! me and catherine are team 1
by lisa drive January 10, 2010
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Salt My Dish, Bartender

Hey CUNT! Bring your fat snatch over here and wipe it on the floor wipe up the puddle of seminal fluids, CUNt
Hey fag come salt my dish, bartender

Usually used to get your point across, or as an insult
by Memein April 18, 2017
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Salt My Dish, Bartender

Slang term coined by Ian Carter, meaning "Hey cunt, bring your fat snatch over here and wipe it on the floor, wipe up the puddle of seminal fluids, cunt"
"Salt my dish, bartender"
"What?"
"Look on Urban Dictionary"
by shutupdumbass7 November 4, 2020
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courtesy (waiter laugh or bartender laugh) laugh

when a waiter or bartender is working in a very loud bar or restaurant and cannot completely hear what the customer is saying but they start to laugh when they thought it was a time to insert laughter.
also known as a courtesy laugh when a customer says something at all remotely funny so you use the waiter laugh or bartender laugh to make the customer think they are funny.
I was table-side when the family was talking to me and I started using my "courtesy (waiter laugh or bartender laugh) laugh" when Mr. Young told the same story he has told 45 times previously.
by dakine mahalo December 2, 2009
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Bartender’s

Very large breasts that most definitely attract men, and are usually thought of as female bartender’s breasts.
She had a wicked case of the bartender’s.
by lvr4evr June 8, 2018
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Bartender's Limp

A common affliction amongst bartenders who, after finishing a long shift behind a bar, lose the ability to walk properly and often end up staggering around like the people they've been serving drinks to all night, despite being stone cold sober.
Guy 1: Did you see that bloke? He looks pissed.
Guy 2: Nah, I know him. He works at the club. He's not drunk, he's just got a bartender's limp.
by WhoGivesADan May 6, 2019
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Bartender Tod

Pouring beer onto your girl’s ass and then yelling your neighbor’s name with your girl screaming in pain and pleasure as you engage in intercourse.
Friend 1: so what happened after you took Nancy home last night? She totally wanted that d
Friend 2: it was unbelievable bro. I gave her a bartender tod and then a Wet Malfoy in the morning.
Friend 1: sounds like fun. What’s her number?
by Freggsmash May 13, 2019
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