barn burner
barn burner by prefanman October 22, 2007
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Barn Duck
Barn Duck is a term coined by Nightmare Neal describing a woman who plays games and acts too good for the guy that wants her. Then regretting after his newly found success, only to realize it’s too late.
Barn Duck by Nightmare Neal April 6, 2020
barn chores
Euphemism for acts of a homosexual nature, used primarily by young men to disguise sexual propositions as innocent hard work.
"Noah demanded that Luke help with the barn chores." "Holden is impressed by how enthusiastic Luke and Noah are every time he mentions the barn chores."
Other usage: "Noah, no one has ever helped me with the barn chores quite like you."
Other usage: "Noah, no one has ever helped me with the barn chores quite like you."
barn chores by Luke Snyder March 4, 2008
barn door savage
Aggressive country bumpkin usually with a ruddy complexion always ready for a scrap with the "townies".
barn door savage by Save the Hull .Fence off Preston Rd February 21, 2008
Barn Fart
1). A hideous gaseous odor resembling chewed cow cud and wet feces.
2). A human emission combined of all the smells that emanate from a horse's, pig's, sheep's, donkey's, and cow's anus.
3). A tangy fart that drops anyone in an instant. Flies are born out of thin air and simultaneously drop dead from the stench.
2). A human emission combined of all the smells that emanate from a horse's, pig's, sheep's, donkey's, and cow's anus.
3). A tangy fart that drops anyone in an instant. Flies are born out of thin air and simultaneously drop dead from the stench.
"I was walking down the hall and this chick had a goofy grin on her face. I had no idea what was coming until it hit me. She let out the stinkiest barn fart. I immediately blacked out."
Barn Fart by BarnFarter June 22, 2012
barn burner
barn burner: can also refer to an epic and overpowering flatulent expulsion that smells so vomitous and full of vile toxic fumes that you swear could burn down or melt an actual man-made structure
Farmer: WHEW!! MAN ALIVE what is that horrid stench? Please tell me you didn't feed those cows spinach again?
Cow-hand: *holding his nose* No that was me - I've been holding in my grandma's hogmaw beancakes in for weeks!
Farmer: *holding his nose* God help us!
Barn: *falls down into a pile of rubble*
Farmer: WHEW!! MAN ALIVE what is that horrid stench? Please tell me you didn't feed those cows spinach again?
Cow-hand: *holding his nose* No that was me - I've been holding in my grandma's hogmaw beancakes in for weeks!
Farmer: *holding his nose* God help us!
Barn: *falls down into a pile of rubble*
barn burner by tukus pilgrim July 23, 2012