anal ballistic

To become so enraged that excrement is shot from the anus at speeds where by it becomes subject to the laws of exterior ballistics

"John was extreamly angry, on the verge of going anal ballistic I reckon"

by Megalon3k September 7, 2007

goof ballism

christinas disease that i can use for many different things.

well you see here its a simple yet complex case of goof ballism

by chyeahd January 17, 2008

Holy Ballista

A truly incomprehensible moment

Guy 1: A meteorite is coming right towards us!
Guy 2: Holy Ballista!!!

Guy 1: Did you see that huge joint I rolled?
Guy 2: No...
(after seeing)
Guy 2: Holy Ballista!!!

by Frothblemaker September 6, 2009

Intra-continental ballistic football

A football that is launched from the arm of Brett Favre that travels from one continent to another.

Brett just threw an Intra-continental ballistic football from Green Bay to Afghanistan. Osama got hit in the junk.

by Ade Goudreau October 9, 2007

ballistico

interjection: used to indicate that a situation may cause someone to go ballistic, postal, or otherwise angry beyond all reason. Usually used in a light-hearted manner; saying it when someone is actually about to go ballistic could be the last straw for that person. The term can also be used by magicians, particularly those who specialize in pyrotechnics.

mart: mr. scheckter was so pissed off at you that he was turning red and shaking like a bowl of jello.
bart: yeah, good thing the bell rang, or he would have gone ballistico on me.

The Amazing Kargol:.......and now we add the final ingredient and *blast* "BALLISTICO"
Janet: why, that's amazing, Kargol!!

by earpuller December 28, 2005

Ballies

Pronounced BALL-EEZ. In northwest-england, ballies is a slang word for the ball squeezing underpants that are briefs. referred to commonly as "f**cking dead small undies that wrap round your balls." ballies is an abbriviation of the slang phrase ballstranglers. so-called ballstranglers for obvious reasons. wedgies in ballies are twice as painful as wedgies in boxers (boxies) as the balls are already packed closely together. Ballies can be comfortable to wear for support in sports, but its not worth the critisism you will get from the players in the changing room...

eeeeee! you wear ballies, everyone else wears boxies. eeeeeeee!

by I Know My Ballies October 15, 2006

Ballies

dead tight undies for lads, that squeeze ya balls. there proper name is briefs but there also known as ballstranglers and ballies(short for ballstranglers)in liverpool in England. In liverpool you get given wedgies if ya wear them.

lad 1: Eeee are you wearin ballies lad?! haha you are!
lad 2: Theres nothing wrong with wearin 'em...
lad 1: Yeah there is! they propa strangle ya balls lad!

by scouser0151 January 3, 2007