by ass ault March 17, 2024
The most extreme type of rage possible. Activating Balkan rage first requires either Being a Person of Balkan origin or having an unfortunate event relating to the Balkans occur to you, You then must channel the Balkan energy flowing through your body into your brain by using frequency bending, where the Balkan energy goes through a process causing it to become highly radioactive, which will then cause a nuclear reaction to occur in your head which you then must force out of you using frequency bending powers. Depending on the amount of Balkan rage one experiences, the devastating blast from it can be large enough to destroy entire universes in a single blow. However if a person experiences enough Balkan rage at once they will instantly die making it an extremely dangerous thing to perform
by Still water drinker December 12, 2024
Haris: "Stefan, you better not forget to bring me burek from Sarajevo."
Stefan: "Relax, man. Balkan promise."
Stefan: "Relax, man. Balkan promise."
by okjlez February 18, 2025
The word that unlocks the level power of sigma, aura, and rizz. Probably the most skibidi word and THOSE WHO KNOW out there. Used by 8 year olds to get 1000+ aura.
by pseudonym1112 December 11, 2024
Most Balkan goes through something traumatic before turning 25. and if not, the trauma is guaranteed before turning 45.
Haris: "I really thought I dodged the curse… until last year. My entire family had to flee after losing our home."
Stefan: "Yeah... mine hit at 21 when I lost my brother. The Balkan curse never misses, man."
Stefan: "Yeah... mine hit at 21 when I lost my brother. The Balkan curse never misses, man."
by okjlez February 18, 2025
The most western Balkan is a derogatory term that describes Portugal because Portugal has the same values on charts as the Balkan nations.
Look Portugal is clearly just the most western Balkan. Why else would they have the same amount of child mortality!
by Masi-Pallo October 06, 2023
When your Balkan partner says goodbye to the host/hostess of the party and a new set off conversations begin as if they haven't seen each other in years.
1st phase: Sitting down, Balkan person says goodbye to Balkan host and a new conversational topic arises 10 min.
2nd phase: You stand up, says goodbye then start talking about something else 15 min
3rd phase: You walk to the door, says goodbye, then new topic 15 min.
4th phase: You make it outside but still by the door 15 more min.
5th phase: 10 more minutes talking outside of your car (without getting in)
6th phase: You make it in the car but you pull down your window for something she forgot to say, 5 min.
You drive off.
1st phase: Sitting down, Balkan person says goodbye to Balkan host and a new conversational topic arises 10 min.
2nd phase: You stand up, says goodbye then start talking about something else 15 min
3rd phase: You walk to the door, says goodbye, then new topic 15 min.
4th phase: You make it outside but still by the door 15 more min.
5th phase: 10 more minutes talking outside of your car (without getting in)
6th phase: You make it in the car but you pull down your window for something she forgot to say, 5 min.
You drive off.
"Thank you so much for having us. I really liked your Mititei (Romanian Meatballs) Let me tell you about the Balkan store I go to." The trigger of the Balkan Goodbye
by Jean_Cocteau July 19, 2023