baked bean diarrhea

When the poop slides out of yo booty hole, and you ate baked beans yesterday, so maggots crawl into it. Then your Spanish teacher sees it and says "Dios Miho!" and proceeds to stuff it into her face.

i blasted a baked bean diarrhea in da bathroom bro

whoa bro pretty joggers

yoooooooo

by fart moinke April 2, 2021

Bean bake lover

Someone who’s farts fucking stink

“Fucking hell rick didn’t know you were a bean bake lover !”

by Beau_the_smeg February 7, 2025

baked beans.

a person who has reached the age of 57. hence the name Heinze'57'.

baked beans.

Dave: How olds your wife now, mate? Must be getting on a bit now.
Derreck: Baked beans, mate!
Dave: OH Heinze '57' is she?

by Olly Hall October 15, 2008

Baked beans

Baked Beans are Bean/Jae's fans. They are not a very popular fandom, but are just as great as the others. They luv Bean very much.

Charli fan: I'm a Charli fanpage, our fandom is called the Dunkins!

Bean fan: I'm a Bean fanpage, our fandom is called the Baked Beans!

b e s t i e s

by Brae's bullshit March 7, 2021

baked bean

someone who was born with a concrete block for a head.

jordan is a baked bean, things go into one ear and come out through the other.

by pabloescobarr778 November 14, 2023

Bush’s Baked Beans

When you fart and it rolls up slowly between your pussy lips and pops on the tip of your clit.

Tiffany let out a Bush’s Baked Beans, while watching an episode of Cops.

by Stellar Catalyst December 8, 2023

Baked beans

Baked beans is slang for when you’re happy and need to let out a random word, also can be said “baked beans on toast” or just “beans on toast”.

“Hey, guess what !!”
“What?”
“WE ARE GOING TO SEE HAMILTON”
“BAKED BEANS ON TOAST”

“Hi, i have some shocking, bad news.. your cat Amanda died..”
“Baked... beans...”

by Bakedbeansontoast September 4, 2019