baked bean

someone who was born with a concrete block for a head.

jordan is a baked bean, things go into one ear and come out through the other.

by pabloescobarr778 November 14, 2023

baked bean asserole

When you spread someone’s ass cheeks (preferably after it’s preheated if yk what i mean) while they’re face down booty up then you open a can of Bushes baked beans and pour them into their anal cavity. You then shut their cheeks together and let it simmer for a minute. When you open up them cheeks you have a nice warm baked bean asserole ready for your enjoyment. Don’t forget your spoon!

Bobby…I’’m really cravin a baked bean asserole

by Oddie Fisher January 7, 2023

Baked Bean

The mental state you enter when you a baked off your head from an overindulgence of THC.

Im gonna turn into a baked bean tomorrow arvo because dead beet is coming over with the THC vape.

by Private bineng February 28, 2019

Fucking Baked bean

To stop an unwanted conversation

Girl- Hey I’m pregnant

Boy- Shut up you fucking baked bean

by JuiceBoxBitch January 24, 2019

Trip Deane bake bean

he is a bake bean

Trip deane bake bean

by bake beans November 16, 2022

cheese and baked beans in a delicate dish of the gods

please see "cean"

Zeus: Hestia!

Hestia: Yes, my lord?

Zeus: I have a very special request. It consists of the creamy dairy and rounded crop of the mortals.

Hestia: No! You mean...

Zeus: Yes... CEAN.

The gods ate well that night, up in Mount Olympus.

Sometime in the future:

Mythologists: *reading ancient texts* YES! I've got it! 'tis cheese and baked beans in a delicate dish of the gods!

by ceanoay May 31, 2022

Baked beans

Baked Beans are Bean/Jae's fans. They are not a very popular fandom, but are just as great as the others. They luv Bean very much.

Charli fan: I'm a Charli fanpage, our fandom is called the Dunkins!

Bean fan: I'm a Bean fanpage, our fandom is called the Baked Beans!

b e s t i e s

by Brae's bullshit March 7, 2021