austen

To ejaculate on ones clothing while travelling on a train.

I was travelling to London yesterday and the guy behind me totally did an austen on his trousers.

by Chris314 January 9, 2009

Austenite

1. A fan of Jane Austen's books, such as "Pride and Prejudice".

2. A metallic, non-magnetic solid solution of carbon and iron that exists in steel above the critical temperature of 1333°F ( 723°C).

Claire's favorite book is "Sense and Sensibility". She's such an Austenite.

The steelworker made some Austenite in the factory to produce a new product.

by Aleitheia August 29, 2011

Austen

The girl version of the name Austin. Hella hot, beautiful eyes, and the most perfect person you will ever meet. So funny, makes you feel good, chill, and has a killer smile. Also ridiculous in bed and one of the best sports players you with EVER meet. If there was a perfect girl it would be Austen. By the way she is a bro and so good in bed.

Austen is the perfect girl, I wish I had her.

Of course I am jealous of Austen, everyone wants to be like her.

by asdjfhuewuuqolakjsdkf June 8, 2011

aysen

Someone who likes chunky peanut butter.

Aysen's be like "Every one likes creamy but I like chunky"

by tom riddleson February 12, 2014

Asten

Originating from Jamaica, Asten is A very special girl who brightens up everyone's day. She is a beautiful and unique which makes her very popular with the men.

ohhhh daymmm look at the girl... She's an Asten !!!

by Stunning February 5, 2015

austen

The act of exposing oneself to your friends.

Tom gave James a full austen

by landy_nick January 19, 2009

Awsten Knight

a thing that is super fucking annoying and doesnt deserve rights. You can tell its an Awsten by these three key things.
1: it always types in all caps. LIKE THIS, NO MATTER WHAT!
2. They have obnoxiously bright hair colours.
And 3: they think they are better then everyone else in the world because they are the kead singer of waterslides

"Hey is that an Awsten Knight, it has bright purple hair and is yelling like a crazy man on crack" "yep thats an Awsten of course" You say, pointing to the twink like man in the corner of the club. He was screaming like a chimpanzee and had hair brighter then my future. It was definitaly an Awsten Knight.

by Underscoreshani February 22, 2019