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Abstentia Dementia

The description of a man's state of mind when sex in a relationship dies off. The word abstentia comes from abstinence and absentia. You'll often see him gazing off into space, drinking more than usual and in some cases, weeping like a baby.
"Dude, is everything alright? You look lost!"

"Sorry, it's just my abstentia dementia acting up again..."
by xcryptic August 18, 2016
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Jane Austen

A common synonym for "cold heartless bitch" usually directed toward authors/poets. This term can be interchangeable for anyone who makes you life a living hell for a time period of two to four weeks.
Man, I'm sure glad i got rid of that Jane Austen novel, it almost made me puke.
by Stumpy Lumpy May 1, 2006
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Austen

A girl who has a boy's name (Austin) but just spelled with an "e" instead of an "i". Usually shy, but very cool and pretty.
Austen is very awesome.
by nikkole.m April 13, 2008
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Awstin

A very kind hearted person. Very rare & not only cause the word Austin is spelt wrong. Everything that comes out of an awstin's mouth is sarcastic though, so you can't be to gullible. Awstin's like dogs and buying them squeaker toys, sometimes they carry them in there pockets. Awstin's have a lot of friends and tend to work to much. Incredibly friendly person. Don't give an Awstin to much to drink though, they tend to drunk text. Awstins are known to be theives, so don't bring tubs of popcorn around them. Awstin=fun, crazy, nice, & genuine.
Wow that guy is such an Awstin!

Yeah, i know! I wish i was more like him!
by Hateyouforever December 25, 2010
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Jane Austen

A female author from the late eighteenth/early nineteenth century known most for her novel Pride and Prejudice. Her novels usually cause groans from high schoolers and are very difficult to re-read because you get everything out of them the first time around. They also prove that she believed love conquered and withstood all.
Person One: Have you re-read your Jane Austen novel for that English paper yet?

Person Two: Have you re-learned your alphabet?

Person One: Touche.
by Mademoiselle_11 July 1, 2011
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astentia

Noun.
1. A cute emo-esque graphical artist with pretty eyes, whom resides on deviantart and gta-sanandreasdotcom
2. Selpy's... "buddy".
"Astentia is talented!" said selpy... but was he reffering to his art or other talents?
by Selpy November 15, 2004
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Adstention

me: are you a cat boy?
Adstention: NO
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