abotu

1. A common misspelling of about.
2. Your best buddy.
3. Some sort of word in Swahili, I think.

I was abotu define abotu in urbandictionary.com when I found out my friend already did it for me and gave me a rusty trombone.

by The Goblin Jr. May 20, 2007

Abbottism

A principle of unimpeachable moral integrity uttered by an imbecile who is fundamentally incapable of adhering to it.

"It is an absolute principle of democracy that governments should not and must not say one thing before an election and do the opposite afterwards" -- Tony Abbott, Prime Minister of Australia 2013-

is an example of an Abbottism.

by CalmerDiscourse May 19, 2014

Abbots Chain

The practice of a group of 3 or more men lined up behind one another, where each man is being buggered from behind whilst simultaneously buggering the man in front. The phrase is thought to have come in to usage when such homosexual practices were widespread in monasteries in the early Tudor period. The practice was rumoured to be part of a sordid initiation ceremony where novice monks would take the front of the Abbots Chain and be forced to felate the Abbot as he stood on a ceremonial footstool. Long held to be one of the minor reasons Henry VIII began to sack many monasteries during his reign, after he was not invited to a mass Abbots Chain in Westmister Abbey organised by the Archbishop of Canterbury. The practice is quite common in certain specialist clubs in London, particularly in the Muswell Hill area.

If you had Graham Norton being buggered by Dale Winton who in turn was being entered by George Michael, whose anus was being pentrated by Michael Barrymore, who himself was having his bottom pounded by Rupert Everett, you would be witnessing what is known as an Abbots Chain.

by Hev September 27, 2006

abotripon

What you do when your girlfriend gets pregnant, you don't have $500, and neither of you wants to be a parent. Thus a homebrewed do-it-yourself method of removing the fetus is required.

"Billy, I'm pregnant. Go get a liter of whiskey and a wire hanger, we're gonna have ourselves an abotripon tonight"

by briantech2 September 21, 2008

Awootism

Awootism is a fatal form of being a furry. Symptoms include:
1. Wearing fursuits

2. Using the emoticon "uwu" or "OWO"

3. Creating art of anthropomorphized animals

4. Referring to themselves in the third person

5. Use of asterisks to denote action in conversation

6. Use of internet shorthand

7. Performing animal roleplay in inappropriate situations

8. Spending exorbitant amounts on anything furry to feed the disease

Cindy: * CindyCorn cuddles against ur flubby tail uwu*
Jessica: Ahh man, I think Cindy has Awootism. What makes it worse is that she just spent all her money on that fursuit.

by i know you love me but do you August 7, 2018

The Jim Abbot

Fisting oneself in the anus, thus making it look like you have no hand.

I thought that chick had no hand, but realized she was just giving herself The Jim Abbott.

by Brian & Nick April 20, 2009

awbonez

one of the most coolest tiktok users of all time proud all my life problems will be solved if they ever follow me back cute anyways theyre giving me a xookie for this lipbite mwah

“Omg have you heard of awbonez on TikTok?”
“Of course I follow them they’re so cool!”

by @ladydimitrescuisamilf on tt March 25, 2021