Person 1: "Sure, I'd love to cock with you."
Person 1: "Cook! I meant cook!"
Person 2: "That was definitely a Freudian autocorrect."
Person 1: "Cook! I meant cook!"
Person 2: "That was definitely a Freudian autocorrect."
by Disentropy April 27, 2020
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Teacher: "So, class, today I am going to teach you about single-celled orgasms (organisms)"
Students: "HAHAHAH Teacher JUST HAD A VERBAL AUTOCORRECT MOMENT HAHA"
Students: "HAHAHAH Teacher JUST HAD A VERBAL AUTOCORRECT MOMENT HAHA"
by Y0UR_REAL_NAME. October 18, 2022
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Example:
Person 1: yoo you there? you suddenly disappeared lmao
Person 2: SORRY MY WIFE WENT, i swear to god its so slow.
Person 1: I'm sorry- WHAT?
Person 2: WAIT I MEANT MY WIFE
WIFE
WIFI
bruh
Person: poor you, you have des's autocorrect.
Person 1: yoo you there? you suddenly disappeared lmao
Person 2: SORRY MY WIFE WENT, i swear to god its so slow.
Person 1: I'm sorry- WHAT?
Person 2: WAIT I MEANT MY WIFE
WIFE
WIFI
bruh
Person: poor you, you have des's autocorrect.
by Sir Kyrie October 20, 2021
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Your top was untied and I thought how nice it would be to follow the sweat down your ass crack. Fuck...I meant to say spine, not ass crack. Autocorrectile dysfunction.
by asthmaticdan October 20, 2015
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Person A (via text): Hey do you want to get some penis for dinner tonight?
Person B: I'm so glad you said that because I always wanted to tell you I'm gay and I'm happy to hear you are too so that we can finally be together.
Person A: Oh sorry, I meant to say pizza, my phone autocorrected me.
Person B: I'm so glad you said that because I always wanted to tell you I'm gay and I'm happy to hear you are too so that we can finally be together.
Person A: Oh sorry, I meant to say pizza, my phone autocorrected me.
by dRe420 December 9, 2010
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Alana: I had to blow a homeless dude last night to get a ginger ale.
Megan: Alana!
Alana: OMG! That's not what I typed! I meant to say "I had to trade a hobo last night for a dingle ale".
Megan: Oh that stupid autocorreft.
Megan: Alana!
Alana: OMG! That's not what I typed! I meant to say "I had to trade a hobo last night for a dingle ale".
Megan: Oh that stupid autocorreft.
by Bboxed June 19, 2014
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noun
1. The result of an autocorrect function modifying a text message in an unintended and undesirable way - especially if the result is either vulgar or astoundingly different from the intended word.
noun
1. The result of an autocorrect function modifying a text message in an unintended and undesirable way - especially if the result is either vulgar or astoundingly different from the intended word.
"I was bored in class, so I decided to measure my penis. LOL i used it too much i guess"
"It's a centimeter"
"NOOOOO I MEANT PENCIL"
"I didn't mean to write penis"
"I'm going to jump off a bridge now"
"Yep, that's a suicide-worthy autocorrectum there. Hope the water isn't too cold - doesn't sound like you can afford the shrinkage."
"It's a centimeter"
"NOOOOO I MEANT PENCIL"
"I didn't mean to write penis"
"I'm going to jump off a bridge now"
"Yep, that's a suicide-worthy autocorrectum there. Hope the water isn't too cold - doesn't sound like you can afford the shrinkage."
by BailiffQuimby April 3, 2014
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