Dry Austin

A dry, skin-on-skin hand job with no included lubricant.

“Dude, I really simped for 6 months just to get a Dry Austin”

by Plzmakethisathing November 12, 2020

austin powers

An International Man of Mystery

Austin Powers: I put the Grrr in swinger babyyy...yeahhh.

by vivalastoner July 24, 2008

keep austin weird

A phrase used by Austinites, (especially of the college-aged demographic) that reminds us not to allow huge companies to take over the unique town of Austin, Texas.

"When I heard that Pato's Taco's was torn down for a Taco Bell, I screamed "keep austin weird!"

by ian the d March 25, 2004

Austin-American dream

The pursuit of a career in an area one is passionate about, often living on limited resources, when higher paying careers, though unwanted, are attainable

The juggling of several part time jobs, ideally related to one's passion, to earn enough money to live off of which allows time to develop a creative skill

The desire for a more fulfilling livelihood often stymied by crippling debt and/or self-doubt

A play on words based on the Austin-American Statesman newspaper in Austin, Texas.

Sheila hated her old job as a curriculum developer. Now she has two part time jobs teaching kids music and writing, and she has time to pursue her acting career. She's happier getting by on less because she's living the Austin-American dream.

Dylan's been working at the record store forever. He's an expert in music especially obscure stuff. He'll never sell out. He's living the Austin-American dream, for real.

Melody teaches art classes all over town and has shows of her own. She tried working at a collections agency once and walked out. She knows the Austin-American dream is the only life for her.

Janice wishes she could quit her job and become a fashion designer, but she has too much debt and doesn't think she could make money. She doesn't think the Austin-American dream is realistic enough for her, at least not now.

by strongwings May 10, 2011

Austranada

As parts of Canada are taken over by Aussies e.g. Banff... it slowly becomes Australian.

This place shall now be known as property of Austranada.

I'm Austranadian and proud.

by Sasben February 4, 2009

austalian kiss

just like a french kiss, only down under...

the australians are known for their kisses, also known as head.

by Lissy Lou September 28, 2004

austin powers

Verb - To park into a tight parrell parking spot, or to pull out of a tight parrell parking spot, by driving very short distances back and forth many times, while turning into, or out of, the spot.
Origin - There is a sceen in the movie "Austin Powers" where the main character's veichle is stuck perpendicular to the walls of a narrow hall way, and he has to drive out as described above.

"That small space is the only place to park, you'll have to austin powers your way in"

by annoynimous December 9, 2008