Athena

Literally the most amazing person you will ever meet. She can easily make anyone laugh bc shes perfect. If you date her or become her friend, you should feel like the luckiest person in the world, because you really are.

Hey, do you know Athena?
Yeah man, shes so cool!

by vsco_gurl420 November 25, 2019

Athena

She is just amazing in every way, whether she does something embarrassing she looks pretty while doing it. She is amazingly intelligent and all the guys will fall for her cute and pretty face as well as her really high self esteem which you cannot argue with at all

“Athena I like your costume”
“I know right! I look fabulous”
*flicks beautiful brown precious hair*
“Yes I bet all the boys will love you~”
“Nah I’m not interested into anybody but I bet lots of people will be interested in you”

by Jwnkwkamaoamw September 03, 2019

Athena

when your kid says a swear word so filthy you douche thier mouth out instead of using just regular soap.

call me a cunt, you little bastard and i'll Athena you like you've never been Athena'd before.

by MyMichelle September 16, 2008

Athena

A roman goddess that loves to eat pizza and hamburgers. Athena is the inventor of pizza rolls.

"If yu dont come soon enough, Athena will eat your pizza."

by Motherlake March 29, 2017

Athena

Athena is a smart, talented, great artist. She’s a striking bisexual with a great sense of direction. She’s independent, intelligent, and is the type of person who hates it when the classmates in her class talk so loud. She has a crush on a on a girl who she is friends with, and always compares her art skills to this girl’s art skills, but we know that they’re both very talented. She hangs out with a guy who likes to joke around. She likes to punch people for fun, and she’s pretty cool when it comes to talking about Wild Kratts.

“Hey, who’s that girl sitting with that bitch Nicole?”
“That’s Athena, she’s amazing at art, from what I’ve heard.”

by Nicolehatesherselflol September 27, 2019

Athena

The exact opposite of a boner. Usually happens when someone who you have absolutely no interest in starts to flirt with you.

I got an Athena when that fat chick started flirting with me.

by Rocky4432 April 22, 2010

Athena

Athena, a goddess of war and strategy, who was born straight from the forehead of the kind of gods.

Athena is a vicious, although smart individual, willing to sacrifice even their closest friends to win a battle.

Athena is currently dead

Athena is so evil that she turned a woman into a spider.

by SpiritOfTheWoods May 05, 2022